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TinyHandsCraft: Where Drumf’s Oven Codes Run Wild

codes, Conspiracy, controversy, Cooking, current events, Drumf, Drumfs, Dutch oven, Espionage, Government, humor, kitchen, Oven, Parody, Politics, president, RUN, satire, scandal, Secrets, SECURITY, social commentary, tiny hands, TinyHandsCraft, Wild

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Star Shards Collected:	236
Enchantments Applied:	294	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even Drumf getting his tiny lil hands on the Dutch oven codes! 🤣 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and top secret missions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for they tamed the llamas with their expert llama whispering skills and unlocked the secrets of the mine, uncovering riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken so funky that its dance moves can make even the toughest mobs break out into a boogie. Join us and witness the feathered phenomenon for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the next big secret that will shake the Minecraft world to its core! 🐔💎🌈

Crafty RPG Madness: Computer Role Playing Games Galore!

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, atom, baldurs gate, Betrayal at Krondor, Broken Roads, Colony Ship, Computer, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpgg, Dark Sun: Shattered Lands, darklands, disco elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, dragon age, Fallout, Galore, games, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, Legends of Amberland II: The Song of Trees, madness, might & magic, neverwinter nights, pathfinder, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Role, RPG, shadowrun, Space Wreck, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take Computer/Classic Role Playing Games to a whole new level! Join us for epic quests and battles inspired by games like Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and even Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic!

Our server is like a virtual Temple of Elemental Evil, where you can team up with other players to defeat powerful enemies and uncover hidden treasures. Dive into a world where you can be a mighty warrior, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive DLC events like the Lord of Nothing expansion for Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, where you can challenge the most fearsome foes and claim legendary loot.

Join us now and embark on a journey through the realms of Disco Elysium and Dark Sun: Shattered Lands! Who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the Mad Overlord in Wizardry!

So grab your pickaxe and sword, and get ready for an adventure like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	677	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

Audience, comedian, comedians, comedy, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, Garbage, heh haha, humor, jokes, laughs, Laughter, live performance, lolz, normal reactions, normies, not particularly interesting, Performance, Server, Showbiz, stand up, stand up comedy show

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4984	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!