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DadTaxNoVacayBucks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like a family vacation, but with more drama and arguments? Look no further! Join our server where we cover all expenses, even for your daughter’s grown boyfriend who should be paying his own way.

Experience the thrill of virtual family vacations where you can argue about who should pay for what and watch as tensions rise over who gets the last diamond block.

Join now for a vacation experience like no other, where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the family arguments!

DangerAlert Minecraft Server

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When you hear the sound of a chicken clucking in distress on our Minecraft server, you better RUN for your pixelated life! Why, you ask? Because that means the legendary Chickenzilla is on the loose, wreaking havoc and laying explosive eggs everywhere! Join our server for a chance to tame Chickenzilla and ride him into battle against other players. Just be sure to have plenty of feathers for bribes, or you might end up as his next omelette!

KinkyCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the kinkiest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our players are so wild, they’ve built entire cities out of nothing but giant statues of Steve’s face.

But that’s not all – we have the craziest events you’ve ever seen. Last week, we hosted a “Build a House with Your Eyes Closed” competition and let’s just say, things got pretty wacky.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new kink you never knew you had!

McFluCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than the bird flu at mcdonald’s is the fun and chaos! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens laying diamonds! seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the shenanigans going on in our world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of mcnuggets. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

DroneCraft: China’s Allies

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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u find out that china is like, making attack drones to help russia in the game. like, what even is that? u gotta join this server to see these drones in action, man. it’s like a whole new level of pvp, but with attack drones, bro. u won’t find that anywhere else, i swear. come join us and witness the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

CartoonTreehouseCraft

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Yo, ever wanted to live out your childhood dream of living in a treehouse like in them cartoons? Well, come join our server and build the most epic treehouse you can imagine! We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower and branches thicker than your grandma’s thighs.

But that ain’t all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Treehouse Gang, a group of mischievous players who will challenge you to crazy treehouse building competitions and epic treehouse battles. Rumor has it that the leader of the gang, Treebeard the Ent, once built a treehouse so tall it reached the clouds and he could high-five Zeus himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your treehouse dreams come true! Just watch out for falling acorns and angry squirrels, they ain’t too happy about us invading their territory.

RabbitToxicityNoMore

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come join our epic minecraft server where apricot kernels dont make your balls shrivel up like a raisin! forget about toxic AMG, we only have pure fun and craziness here! our server is so lit, it will make your reproductive structures do a happy dance! no oxidative, inflammatory, or pro-apoptotic mechanisms here, just pure minecraft madness! join now and let’s get this party started!

[NearlyMine] Tube Survival + PLASMOVOICE Minecraft Server

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NEARLY MINE – Honest, High-Quality, Unique, Kind, Private server for vanilla survival minecraft – version 1.19.4 – Season 1 (Opening!)

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ZynnCraft 1.20.6: Vanilla ice cream served with a side of NONP2W Factions!

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ZynnCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594

A Non-Pay-to-Win Vanilla+ Factions experience

🌟 Server Overview 🌟 Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!

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🏰 True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.
💥 TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.
🌍 World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community. As our player base grows, the border will expand to accommodate new players and factions.
⚔️ Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing. These items add an exciting layer to the gameplay, offering strategic advantages and new ways to explore the world.
💰 No Currency: To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/KtZB29yt

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today! 🌟

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is this server pay-to-win?	No, our server offers a non-pay-to-win experience where all players have equal opportunities to succeed.
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	We are currently running on 1.20.6 and support Bedrock players as well.
Are there any restrictions on TNT usage?	Yes, TNT is disabled on the server to promote a more constructive and creative environment.
How big is the world border?	The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, but will expand as the player base grows.
Are there special items with unique abilities?	Yes, players can discover and use special Ability Items that grant unique abilities to enhance gameplay.
Is there a currency system on the server?	No, we have chosen to keep the experience as close to vanilla as possible by not implementing a currency system. Players can barter, trade, and loot their way to success.

GameFail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a server that stood out among the rest. This server was so epic that even the creepers couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. And do you know what happened? The server got a big price cut in the first year after release! Can you believe it? It’s like finding diamonds in a cave full of gravel!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the most outrageous events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig racing to skydiving off of the tallest tower, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins and mods – they’ll blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies. The possibilities are endless on our server – come see for yourself!

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	90304
Falling into the Void:	3	Star Shards Collected:	94
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Enchantments Applied:	276
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Potions Brewed:	197

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	741	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

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DadTaxNoVacayBucks

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DangerAlert Minecraft Server

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KinkyCraft

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McFluCraft Minecraft Server

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CartoonTreehouseCraft

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RabbitToxicityNoMore

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[NearlyMine] Tube Survival + PLASMOVOICE Minecraft Server

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ZynnCraft 1.20.6: Vanilla ice cream served with a side of NONP2W Factions!

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ZynnCraft Minecraft Server

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GameFail Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Holy Grails Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	141	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Potions Brewed:	151	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4