Players: |
108/800 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: |
2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
6 |
Chimeras Created: |
3 |
Epic Quests Completed: |
10 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: |
16 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: |
1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: |
3 |
Animals Bred: |
19 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: |
4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
3 |
Blood Moons Survived: |
3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: |
17 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
3 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.