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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 537
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 189 Vanishing Items Found: 4

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    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 4384
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 190 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 5819
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6819 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 3409
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Mythical Quests Completed: 23

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    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    gold.magmanode.com:30182

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 847
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4550 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

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    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    nl03.noistern.net:7285

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 7635
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 109 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 1028
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mines Excavated: 3796
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 3125
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

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    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 3013
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The horror

    The horror
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 2403
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Ikara.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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