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QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the ice cream!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9657	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

QuasarsSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Features	Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community focus
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How many active players are you aiming for?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community.
What is the server type?	QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join our Discord by clicking on this link.

CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	2414	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Herobrine himself? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding diamonds in a dirt block! Join us for some epic fragging sessions and MvM tours that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top secret that even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. We’ve got mods that will make your character look like a cross between a creeper and a unicorn, and loadouts that will make your enemies run in fear.

Trade your way to victory with our trading system that’s more complex than Redstone contraptions. And don’t forget to check out our guide to playing Heavy, because let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a walking tank in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just don’t tell anyone else, it’s our little secret.

BOING BOING Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	9789

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping loot and causing chaos wherever they go.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic llama as it spits at unsuspecting players. Or dive into our custom-built underwater city, complete with a secret treasure room guarded by a gang of rebellious dolphins.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave where villagers break it down to funky beats all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CordCutters Minecraft Server

absenteeism, adulting, aita, Boundaries, car loan, coddling, CordCutters, cut the cord, Enabling, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, parental support, psychological difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepson, telling husband, tough love, tough love approach, tough love parenting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Votes:	6323
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of dealing with entitled adult children who can’t seem to adult properly? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero coddling.

On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!

BabyDaddyBanished

BabyDaddyBanished, Childbirth, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, delivery room, doctor appointments, Emotional support, Expectations, family, husband, miscarriage, parenting, Pregnancy, Prioritizing, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of being present for every appointment, even in the virtual world! Just like in real life, we want our players to show up and support each other, especially during those crucial moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital in-game when your virtual child is sick and running a fever. Will your virtual husband step up and take them to the doctor, or will he be too busy farming in-game with his virtual parents? The drama unfolds in our server, where every decision counts!

And don’t worry about being alone during your virtual pregnancy journey – our community is here to support you every step of the way. Whether it’s virtual holidays, reunions, or doctor appointments, we’ve got your back (literally, because you’re pregnant in-game).

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself considering not letting your virtual husband in the virtual delivery room if he doesn’t make an effort to attend all the virtual appointments. It’s all part of the adventure on our Minecraft server – where virtual life imitates virtual art.

CraftyDisasters Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Or had a creeper blow up your prized diamond castle right before your eyes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to make your worst experiences seem like a walk in the park!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts in hidden dungeons guarded by evil witches, and even the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! Our community is filled with fearless warriors, mischievous pranksters, and even a few friendly zombies who just want to chat.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit of armor made entirely of emeralds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

DineWithDeadLegends

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Potions Brewed:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

If you could invite any historical figure to dinner, why not join our Minecraft server and invite them to a virtual feast instead? Imagine sitting down to a blocky banquet with Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Genghis Khan all arguing over who gets the last pork chop! Our server is so historically accurate, you might even learn a thing or two about ancient civilizations while building your own empire. So come join us and dine with the legends – just watch out for creepers trying to crash the party!

Blocktopia: Ever-Changing Terrain

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Potions Brewed:	150
Dragon Eggs Found:	9619	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly the whole Earth’s surface starts changin’! Like, one minute you’re walkin’ on grass and the next minute you’re swimmin’ in lava! It’s cray-cray, man!

Join our server for the ultimate thrill ride of never knowin’ what the heck is gonna happen next! Maybe one day you’ll be buildin’ a castle in the sky, and the next day you’ll be fightin’ off a horde of zombie chickens! It’s a wild ride, for sure!

And get this, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a giant pig race where the winner got a million diamonds! And another time, we had a buildin’ competition where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It was hilarious, dude!

So, like, come join us on the most unpredictable, insane, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and excitement, am I right?

VeggieCraft: Live Long & Prosper

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where eating healthy food can literally save your life!!! like, seriously dude, this server is so lit that just by playing on it, you are extending your lifespan by like a million years or something. we got all the best plant foods for you to chow down on, plus a little bit of meat and dairy to keep things interesting.

imagine a world where you can build your dream house while also improving your health and saving the planet. sounds too good to be true, right? well, it’s not! on our server, you can do all that and more. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start living your best, healthiest life in minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it! #healthyliving #minecraftgoals #savetheplanet

AxChaos server Minecraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

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