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SongTitleHatersMC

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4192
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!

SoulSwipe

Balanced Economy, custom generated map, Custommap, Customterrain, Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Minecraft, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, Server, smp, Smpvp, SoulSwipe, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to SoulSwipe Lifesteal!

A new take on your average lifesteal server…Play on a custom generated overworld map, with featurescreated and added for your benefit such as a Balanced Economyand Quality of life plugins.

Discord:Click here

play.soulswipe.net

The Slapstuck SMP: Where Java, Bedrock, and chaos collide in 1.20.4! No slapstick, just fun!

1.20.4, Announcements, bedrock, BONUS, channel, Chaos, Claims, collide, Discord, District, Dynmap, Fun, hermit craft, home, Ip:, java, Join, Map, mod, ONLINE, Qol, shopping, slapstick, Slapstuck, smp, stay up to date, Tpa, Vanilla, voice chat, Website, world gen

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3670	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Compatibility	Bedrock and Java
Mods/Plugins	Terralith world gen mod, /home, /tpa, tree cutting datapack, claims, etc.
Additional Features	Voice chat, dynmap, Discord integration

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	About 10-15 players regularly, from different time zones.
Do I need to have any specific mods installed to join?	No, most mods/plugins are server-side.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, check with server admins or rules.
Can I join with my friends together?	Yes, you can invite friends to join the server.
How can I connect to the server?	For Java, use: play.slapstuck.net \| For Bedrock, visit: https://slapstuck.net

Join our Discord server for more information and updates: https://discord.gg/K8sCPb45Sg

Pixel Pinnacle Minecraft Server

advancement, comparison, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk genre, Excellence, future advancements, futuristic, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, MODERN, pinnacle, PIXEL, Popular, Potential, Server, storytelling, Technology, trend, video games, vidyas

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Votes:	1943	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring mainstream video games that just can’t compare to the epicness of CyberPunk? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The other players were so impressed that they all started a chicken-pig army and conquered the entire server. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out quests. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs mainstream modern vidyas when you have us?

PixelmonPals Minecraft Server

aoki, battle, Challenges, chapter, character growth, friendship, Liko, Mentorship, Minecraft, PixelmonPals, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, practical application tests, Roy Dot, second half, Server, skills development, struggling eatery, teamwork, Terastal Debut, test preparation, trainees, Training

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1107	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can battle against Aoki in a virtual showdown! But that’s not all, before you face off against Aoki, you must first help out at a struggling eatery in the virtual world. Who knew saving a virtual restaurant could be so thrilling?

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane battles, and hilarious moments as you navigate through the Terastal Debut chapter. Will you emerge victorious against Aoki? Will you be able to save the eatery from virtual bankruptcy? The only way to find out is by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, Asshole, bolognese, bonkers, Chef, cleaners, Cook, CookingCraft, Cottage pie, food shopping, friend’s family, Help, homecooked, Hospital, insult, kitchen, massive weekend, Minecraft, normal service, not cooking meals, Plans, repertoire, Server, SpagBol, Sparrows, surprised, Visiting, wedding breakfast

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most seasoned chefs can’t handle the heat in the kitchen! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and kitchen calamities.

Imagine logging on to our server and finding your friend attempting to cook a gourmet meal for their sick mom, only to create a disaster that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. From measly portions of bolognese to cottage pies fit for sparrows, the kitchen is always a battlefield on our server.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our on-call cooks ready to swoop in and save the day. Just like in real life, sometimes you just need to call in the professionals to clean up the mess and whip up a masterpiece in under an hour.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a kitchen nightmare and still come out on top as the hero? Don’t be afraid to stir the pot and show off your cooking skills, just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with it.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our culinary Minecraft world!

ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA

attention seeking, Boundaries, brain injury, co parenting, Communication, custody, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional manipulation, estranged relationship, ex husband, ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA, family dynamics, Guilt, impact on child, legal issues, long distance parenting, medical information, parenting, privacy concerns, terminal illness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Just like this wild tale of a 35-year-old mom dealing with her ex-husband’s fake terminal illness to guilt trip their 14-year-old child. Can you imagine the shenanigans that would go down on our server if we had players like this?

Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziness – join today!

SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!