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BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	212	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ores Mined:	3294
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	199
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	4984	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	101
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Animals Bred:	159
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!