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ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Animals Bred:	58	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Enchantments Applied:	206

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.