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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 165 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9054 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it if u defeat the ender dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. yea, it’s that crazy.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. hop on and hold on tight, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride. oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving hugs? yea, he’s a real blast.
and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. join them and maybe u’ll become their leader. who knows?
so what are u waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by bob. then u might regret it a little.
