TheGuildSMP – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty AF

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and SLAY some creepers!

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on RAINBOW llamas while shooting EXPLODING chickens out of a cannon!

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly DANCE parties where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. Don’t forget to bring your diamond pickaxe because the dance floor is made of DIAMONDS!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary UNICORN that poops out golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds the unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to write your fucking letters, Jesus fuck oh my god!

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GunCraft: Where Anime Guns Outshine Anime Swords

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Anime guns reign supreme over Anime swords! 🤣🔫

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anime characters duel it out with gun-toting pandas and katana-wielding llamas. Our server is filled with explosive battles and ridiculous weapons that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! We also have custom skins for your character, including power armor suits and cybernetic enhancements. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you strut around the server in style.

So why wait? Join us now for a hilarious adventure filled with anime guns, outrageous battles, and unforgettable moments. Who needs swords when you have guns that shoot rainbows and unicorns? 🌈🦄

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Kurt’s Bedrock Brawl: Where Creepers and Endermen Crash the Party!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Picture this: Kurt barges into Marlee’s bedroom, ready to confront her new lover. But instead of a heated argument, he is met with a sight so shocking, it will make your blocky head spin!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic love triangles, betrayal, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your minecart. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle of your own!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and maybe even a little bit of creeper action. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

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BlazeCraft: Where every day is 4/20!

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Looking for a way to celebrate 4/20 like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience the dankest celebration of your life!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant blaze made out of diamond blocks. As you explore, you stumble upon a secret dispensary where you can trade in your emeralds for some of the finest potions in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Steve, a mysterious player who roams the land on a giant joint made of obsidian. Legend has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a smoke-off, he will grant you three wishes (or at least three stacks of diamonds).

So why wait? Join our 4/20 celebration and experience a high like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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YeetCraft – Land of Ethyria

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu have teamed up to create the most epic server ever!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few diamond heists (shh, don’t tell the mods). Plus, our Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with game-changing add-ons and mods that will have you saying, “Is this even Minecraft anymore?”

So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing your blocks.

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Blocky McBlockface: Living Life on the Edge

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further! Join our server and experience insane adventures like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a dance party in the middle of your base?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary dancing creeper who will bust a move every time you defeat him in battle. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Just click on this link: Join Now!

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Minecrafty Warfare: ‘/codg/ – Call Of Duty LOLZ’

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🎮 CODWWII IS BEST COD EDITION 🎮

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the gunsmith enthusiasts out there!

Join us for Season 3 where you can find all the latest information and updates on https://www.callofduty.com/patchnotes/2024/04/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-iii-season-3-patch-notes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the action!

Need some tools to dominate the battlefield? We got you covered with links to https://www.wzranked.com/, https://sym.gg/index.html?game=mw2&page=gunsmith, and more! You’ll be unstoppable in no time!

Looking for some insider info and tips? Check out https://www.charlieintel.com/call-of-duty-2023/ and https://www.callofduty.com/blog for all the latest news and updates. You’ll be ahead of the game in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a special webm tutorial that will have you mastering the game in no time. Just click on https://pastebin.com/PubMDCpa and you’ll be on your way to victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀

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Unbreakable Snowflakes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most emotionally intense Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy, sadness, and everything in between!

Join us and let your emotions run wild as you build, mine, and survive in a world filled with drama, heartbreak, and triumph. Our community is so emotionally charged that even the creepers shed a tear when they explode!

Don’t be afraid to show your sensitive side on our server. We embrace all emotions, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. Whether you’re crying over a lost diamond or shedding a tear over a beautiful sunset, we’ve got you covered.

So come on, join us and let it all out. Who knows, you might even make some emotional connections that will last a lifetime. Just remember, it’s okay to be a crybaby on our server. In fact, it’s encouraged!

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Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even loli characters look AMAZING with glasses on! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans!

Our server is so AWESOME that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the BLINDING fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with COOL players and build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures you can imagine!

Come see for yourself why our server is the BEST place to be in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures

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Welcome to the most groobly, blumble, jibble, and plump Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their mystical powers. – We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig to your heart’s content and find riches beyond your wildest dreams. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant slime pit where you can battle it out with other players while bouncing around like a maniac. – We have a special enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Don’t be surprised if a unicorn challenges you to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and experience the madness for yourself!

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