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Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

blast, Bleeper, Bleeper explosion, bros, Chaos, Community safety, crime, Destruction, Detonation, disbelief, emergency, explosion, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Neighborhood, Police, Questioning, Server, shock, suspects, suspicious, Vandalism, who would do this

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Star Shards Collected:	298
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Votes:	8262	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ores Mined:	5450	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Void Armor Forged:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	1095	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2451	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others