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Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP

anhedonia, Ayahuasca, coping mechanisms, depression, feeling, healing, ISOLATION, lost soul, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, Overcome, psychological damage, Religion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-realization, smp, Therapy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.

Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, introspection, learning experiences, letting go, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, second chances, self reflection, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKidzBelieve

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood stories, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, CraftyKidzBelieve, funny memories, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BabyBlockerCraft

BabyBlockerCraft, Ban, child rearing, child-free lifestyle, children, controversy, cultural values, debate, Defending, family, freedom of speech, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, parenting, policy making, restrictions, russia, social norms, society

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	141
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

atomic links, atomic structure, atomic theory, Bonding, carbon atoms, carbon chemistry, carbon molecules, chemical bonds, chemical reactions, Chemists, covalent bonds, electron, electron pairs, electron sharing, Fun, molecular bonds, observations, PIXEL, researchers, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, single, single-electron bonds, Strong Bonds

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchantments Applied:	148
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4445	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural integration, discrimination, Diversity, european politics, germany, immigration, law enforcement, migrant crisis, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, nafris, Opinions, opinions on nafris, racial profiling, Refugees, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thoughts, thoughts on nafris

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Beach, comedy, coom, Coom Piece, ecchi, fanfiction, FANTASY, lewd, Lewd Piece, Manga, Minecraft, Nami, NSFW, NUDIST, nudity, one piece, Piece, Pirate, Sexy, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

PoolPeepingSteve

age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

endlessfun, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4610
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyScreenTime

balance, Break, CraftyScreenTime, Digital Detox, digital wellness, healthy habits, internet, mental health, mindfulness, productivity, Reduce, Relaxation, screen addiction, screen time, self-care, Smartphone, social media, Technology, technology detox, Time management, well-being

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8511	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mines Excavated:	2340	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!