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DoggoWalk Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid crazy neighbors like the one I encountered on my walk today? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where no one can yell at you for simply walking by their house. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who won’t follow you around and harass you like that grumpy old man did to me. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while – you deserve a break from all the craziness! -
BlockPartyDrama
Are you tired of dealing with nosy neighbors and busybodies who think they know everything? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual world free from judgmental Karens!On our server, you can create your own furniture store and run a completely legal and definitely not sketchy in-home daycare without any interference from child care licensing! No need to worry about fines or jail time here, unless you count the virtual jail we have for griefers.
Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, crafting, and exploring with like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Say goodbye to Facebook drama and hello to a world where you can block and delete anyone who tries to rain on your blocky parade. See you in the game, where the only rules are to have fun and leave the real-world drama at the door!
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NightmareWord Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen. And our leader is a talking potato who gives out quests like “Find the legendary diamond carrot” or “Defeat the evil chicken army”.But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Fluffy who breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon for a picnic. And every full moon, we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons showing off their best moves. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
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PixelPretties
Are you tired of playing on servers full of blocky faces and pixelated bodies? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most stunning Minecraft characters you’ve ever seen! Our players have faces so beautiful, they make Steve and Alex look like dirt blocks. Join us for a chance to mingle with the most gorgeous avatars in the Minecraft universe. Who needs diamonds when you can have a player base this hot? -
Glide Bomb Jam Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is jamming russian glide bombs like a boss! we got explosions galore and you gotta dodge those bombs like a pro to survive. it’s like a real life war zone but with blocks and pigs. trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else. join now and show off your bomb dodging skills! -
TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear
lol come join our minecraft server where we protect u from trump’s evil plans to destroy europe!!! build ur own fortress to keep out the orange menace and team up with other players to fight off his twitter attacks!!! we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons to help u in ur quest to save the world from the tangerine tyrant!!! join now before it’s too late and europe is turned into a giant combover!!! #notrumpallowed #savetheworld #minecraftresistance -
Brain Glass Discovery Server
Yo, you won’t believe the crazy shiz happening on this Minecraft server! We got brains turning into glass like some kind of ancient volcano magic. Join us and witness the madness as we explore the mysteries of Mount Vesuvius and uncover the secrets of the human brain. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally awesome way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures! -
MCTown
MCTown Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP play.mctown.net Discord https://discord.gg/fUbBN3bwUs Wiki https://wiki.mctown.net/ About MCTown Server
- 100+ custom biomes and season system
- Resource pack for enhanced visual
- 100+ Mobs and items with custom mechanics and visuals
- Open World – explore and loot dungeons
- RPG Progressions – Stats and Animated Abilities
- Community Feedback: Your voice matters!
- New farming, cooking, and fishing systems for casual players
- No Pay-to-Win
- Custom furniture and cosmetics
PvP Event on March 15th
Join us for a PvP event on March 15th with $80 prizes!
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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6
Yo, listen up fellow anons! If you’re tired of being a shut-in incel, come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have virtual waifus that will actually talk to you! No more rejection, just blocky love. Plus, our diamond pickaxes are top tier, perfect for mining away your insecurities. So leave the basement and join us for some epic block-building adventures! -
BoogerCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where blowing your nose on the bar is not only allowed, but encouraged? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your sinus-draining needs. We even have a special snot rag pyramid building competition every week!Join us for a unique experience where you can honk into bev-napkins to your heart’s content, without judgment. Our community is full of allergy sufferers who understand the struggle and will cheer you on as you blow your nose with reckless abandon.
Don’t worry about hygiene here – we embrace the unwashed hand reaching back into the napkin stack for more tissue. It’s all part of the fun!
So come on down to our bar-themed Minecraft server and let those sinuses flow. Just make sure to clean up your snot pyramid before you log off – we have standards, after all.