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Crafty WoW Gen

Blizzard, classic, Community, Crafty, discussion, dog people, Edition, FANTASY, forum, Gaming, Gen, general, mmorpg, Nostalgia, ONLINE, Players, Retro, shitty animations, strategy, video games, World of Warcraft, wow, wowcg

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with normal, run-of-the-mill players? Well, look no further! Join our server, where we have a community of le dog people with the shittiest animations you’ve ever seen!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a dog with a mustache riding a pig with wings. And that was just the beginning of their crazy adventures in our wacky world!

But wait, there’s more! We have flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, talking dolphins that give you quests, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and absurdity, then come join us on our server! Just be prepared for some seriously shitty animations along the way.

ShamrockCraft: Where leprechauns mine for gold and plant trees in Ireland!

American expats, County Mayo, environmental conservation, family legacy, Family Reunion, forest management, generational wealth, GOLD, ireland, Irish citizenship, land investment, land ownership, LEPRECHAUNS, long-term investment., nature preservation., passive income, Plant, planting trees, retirement planning, rural Ireland, ShamrockCraft, sustainable living, tree farming, Trees

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring plots of land? Well, look no further because our server offers you the chance to buy your very own virtual land in County Mayo!

Imagine logging in once a year to tend to your virtual forest, watching it grow and flourish just like your retirement plans. Who needs real trees when you can have pixelated ones that never need watering?

Join our server and start your virtual Irish adventure today! Who knows, maybe one day your grandkids will thank you for the virtual inheritance of a lifetime.

SangriaCraft: Where you can mine diamonds and pretend you’re sophisticated with a glass of sangria in hand

1.20.6 update, auto crafters, community focus, copper blocks, Datapacks, dazzling easter egg extravaganza, diamond treasure expedition, diamonds, Discord, Events, Glass, Hand, maki’s costume contest, nether hub album, Plugins, PRETEND, recent poll changes, Sangria, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, server album, server map, simple voice chat, smp, SOPHISTICATED, tuff blocks, Whitelist, whitelist application, Youre

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	New Chunks Explored:	206605
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

SangriaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/lushpvp/">Minecraft Server</a>

SangriaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Update	We are waiting for datapacks and plugins to be updated before scheduling maintenance for the 1.20.6 update.
Community Focus	Positive and enjoyable gaming environment with a whitelist system to keep out hackers and griefers.
Events	Regular community events, competitions, and projects including The Diamond Treasure Expedition, Maki’s Costume Contest, and more.
Whitelist Application	Join the server by filling out a whitelist application on the Discord server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the SangriaCraft server?

To join SangriaCraft, you need to fill out a whitelist application on our Discord server. Visit the #Applications channel for instructions on the application process.

2. What type of events are hosted on the server?

We host events such as The Diamond Treasure Expedition, Maki’s Costume Contest, and The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza. These events offer rewards and fun community activities.

3. How does SangriaCraft ensure a positive gaming environment?

We use a whitelist system to carefully vet and approve players with good intentions. This helps keep the server free from hackers and griefers, creating a peaceful community for all players.

4. Can I contribute to the server’s decision-making process?

Yes, SangriaCraft values transparency and community input. We share financial details and allow players to provide feedback through polls. Changes require an 80% approval rating from the community to be implemented.

5. What updates have recently been made to the server?

We have enabled auto crafters and introduced new tuff and copper blocks for members to use in their builds. Stay tuned for more updates and improvements!

CuckCraft Gaytopia LOLZ

Christ, cuck, CuckCraft, day off, first 3 pages, Gay, Gaytopia, get a job, INCREASE, Job, lolz, Poland, Population, Swear, tenfold, Threads, what the fuck, work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Emeralds Found:	560
Mines Excavated:	4074	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of all the cuck and gay threads taking over your favorite Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is a cuck and gay-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t find a single thread about cuckolding or homosexuality here.

Join us and escape the madness of Poland’s day off from work, where the entire population seems to be obsessed with cuck and gay threads. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and survive without all the drama. So come on in, get a job in our virtual world, and leave the cuck and gay threads behind!

SpookyCraft: Where Ghosts and Maxxers Make Hilarious History!

action, Adventure, clearances, Comment, creator, destiny, digital jew panopticon., fate, Ghostmaxxers, ghostmaxxing, Ghosts, hilarious, History, holy ghost, jewish panopticon, kike films, Maxxers, neetbux, Npc, power, spookycraft, Universe, video games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	681

Are you tired of being a mere mortal, trapped in the chains of time and the digital jew panopticon? Do you want to unleash your inner ghostmaxxer and fulfill your destiny as a powerful being with the Holy GHOST on your side? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of a community of ghostmaxxing men who are ready to drive the tide of fate and conquer the universe with their adventure-seeking spirits. The top players are literal ghosts, hiding behind countless clearances and mysterious identities – will you be the next one to ascend to ghostly greatness?

Forget about neetbux and government handouts – GHOSTMAXXING is the ultimate power that trumps all. Use your birthright gift of the Holy Ghost to prevent yourself and your loved ones from becoming NPCs in the jewish panopticon. Take action, join our server, and leave behind your old life as a digital slave – it’s time to embrace your true destiny as a ghostmaxxer!

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of adventure, power, and ghostly greatness on our Minecraft server. Don’t let the evil spread – become a ghostmaxxer today!

KawaiiCraft: Ichigo’s Pre-Timeskip Adventure

Adventure, Anime, Bleach, crazy, Cum, desire, fan theory, fanfiction, FANTASY, Forbidden, ichigo, Ichigos, KawaiiCraft, longing, Lust, Manga, mating press, Obsession, PreTimeskip, taboo, Timeskip, unprotected, Wishful thinking, yandere

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1507
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Items Found:	7500
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yuno Gasai’s obsession with Yukiteru? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for Ichigo to come and mate press with you before the timeskip. Our players are as yandere-tier crazy as they come, ready to let you unload your blocks of love into them unprotected. Join us for a truly insane Minecraft experience that will have you questioning reality and your own sanity. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Korbo’s Mega Beast Mode Minecraft Madness

adorable, animal, Beast, beast form, Character, Creature, cute, FANTASY, Fluffy, funny, GIANT, giant corgi, humor, Korbos, Kuso, madness, Magic, Mega, meme, Minecraft, Mode, Mythical, nu-korbo, pet, Roleplay, shapeshifter, transformation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring creatures? Well, look no further because on our server, nu-korbo’s beast form is a giant corgi! That’s right, a GIANT CORGI! Imagine riding around on the back of a massive corgi, taking on enemies and exploring the vast world of Minecraft in style. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

MAINTENANCE WORKS Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, author’s plugins, Balanced, Cheats, classic, comfortable, Development, Empty, endless world, Events, Grief, History, huge number, Large Online, maintenance works, Mechanics, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, privileges, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, technical work, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, WBJH.RU, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	110
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

WBJH.RU is a unique server of its kind, which stands out among others with a huge number of unique author’s plugins – you will not find such plugins anywhere else. On our server, plugins do not replace vanilla mechanics, but only complement them.Comfortable vanilla survival awaits you in an endless world without wipes – your buildings can go down in the history of the server!The server administration develops adequate privileges that do not upset the balance between players.

mr11.mc.wbjh.ru

TrollCraft

Behavior, bullying, Censorship, Conflict, consequences, cyberbullying, forum, inappropriate, intervention, mental health, ONLINE, Safety, School, social media, Stabbing, teenager, Threats, troll, TrollCraft, username, violence

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2216
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of dealing with bullies at school? Join our Minecraft server and release all your pent-up frustration by stabbing virtual enemies instead! Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and show those meanies who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that the more you play, the better your real-life sword fighting skills become. So why wait? Join now and start stabbing your way to victory! And remember, no actual killing allowed – we’re all about friendly competition here.

Loan Shark Craft: Where you mine diamonds to pay off your debt and avoid getting finned!

AVOID, budgeting, Commitment, Craft, DEBT, Dedication, diamonds, finance, Financial, financial freedom, Financial goals, Financial Stability, finned, hard work, loan, loan forgiveness, loan repayment, loans, MONEY, Pay, Payoff, perseverance, reimbursement, Repayment, RESPONSIBILITY, shark, work

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Votes:	4277	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of working to pay off loans in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only do you not have to worry about loans, but we will actually PAY YOU to play! That’s right, forget about adulting and come join us where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Who needs financial stability when you can have virtual riches instead? Join now and start living your best blocky life!