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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7380 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7314 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
1. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds… and also a pet dragon named Fluffy. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense that players have been known to spontaneously break out into interpretive dance mid-fight. 4. The server owner once rode a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen and emerged victorious, with a crown made of emeralds. 5. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with loops and twists that will make your head spin faster than a shulker in a tornado.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a wild adventure waiting to happen.