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Crafty LOLz: ‘Is Anyone Else Noticing’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magic Items Found:	1237
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that have no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of spic-loving, scat fetishist, freemason, homosexual, Jew players who are just waiting to welcome you with open arms. And let’s not forget about our fearless leader, who is basically the Minecraft version of Hitler (but in a totally non-offensive, hilarious way).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane, wacky community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let the madness begin!

LOLcraft – Honkai Star Rail Edition

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
New Chunks Explored:	929619	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on a journey through the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll encounter epic battles and mystical creatures at every turn. Explore the Acheron realm and discover your true colors as you fight for glory and honor.

But wait, there’s more! Embark on a quest among the stars where destiny awaits, and uncover the secrets of the universe. With character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, you’ll never run out of new challenges to conquer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive drip marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, each with their own unique abilities to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Redeemable codes, tools, and resources are at your fingertips on our server. Join now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Band CryCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to know what Nina was searching for before she mysteriously disappeared from our server? Well, rumor has it that she was on the hunt for the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Yes, you heard that right – a majestic unicorn covered in sparkling diamonds that can fly you around the server in style.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find this mythical creature before anyone else does! But be warned, the unicorn is said to only appear to those with the purest of hearts and the most epic building skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends as you ride into battle on the back of a Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Nina’s disappearance along the way. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Crafty McLaughLand: Where Popular Phases Meet Possibilities!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Join our Minecraft server and relive your glory days with a popular phase that starts at 30+! Who says you can’t be the coolest kid on the block again, even if you’re old enough to have a mortgage and a receding hairline? Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of fellow oldies who refuse to grow up. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this virtual playground of nostalgia and shenanigans!

FemCraft: Where Femanons Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the femanons play! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of pink sheep who throw epic dance parties every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. So come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Robotyne Rumble: Where Creepers Destroy More Than Just Peaceful Towns!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1066
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can help rebuild the once peaceful Ukrainian town of Robotyne that was destroyed by terrorist Russian animals! Join us as we fight off creepers and zombies to restore this town to its former glory.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the ruins of Robotyne lies a secret stash of diamonds that will make you richer than a Minecraft Steve with a full inventory. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate diamond hoarder?

Join us now and be part of the epic quest to rebuild Robotyne, defeat the evil Russian animals, and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Towns Built:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	385860	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Star Shards Collected:	102	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!