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Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7433	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ores Mined:	9038	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	577	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	6974
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	9817
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	3618	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	104
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	383	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!