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Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Farms Harvested:	393
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Votes:	8399
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Animals Bred:	160
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Votes:	1606
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7411
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!