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NoRulesJustBlocks

AUTHORITY, Boundaries, code of conduct, Commandments, compliance, discipline, do not break the rules, Ethics, follow, Guidelines, law, LIMITATIONS, moral code, NoRulesJustBlocks, obey, Order, Principles, regulations, restrictions, rule, rules

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.

we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?

PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, EAT-Lancet Commission, eco-friendly diet, environmental conservation, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, Gamers, Gassy, global dietary emissions, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, over-consume, planetary health diet, PlanetEATLancet, Reduce, reduce greenhouse gases, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable living

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Emeralds Found:	3600	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we believe changing your food choices can save the world!

Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!

Strictly Prosperous Minecraft Server – Your only job is to NOT prosper.

anarchy server, build projects, Community, Discord, games, Griefers, hackers, invite, Job, Join, Mature Community, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Prosperous, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Strictly

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Villages Defended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Votes:	758
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Focus	Minecraft SMP with a focus on community building and collaboration
Community	Active and welcoming community with regular gaming events
Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is essential
Discord	All members must join the Discord server linked below

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join the Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Absolutely, no hackers or griefers allowed. Respect for other players is essential to our community
What kind of projects are currently underway on the server?	We have major build projects happening all the time, and players are encouraged to collaborate and contribute
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?	We welcome players of all ages, but maturity and respect for others is expected

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Anons, Assertiveness, Breaking Rules, Civilization, crime, crimepill, cringe, CringeCraft, DOMINANCE, feminine nature, good thief, Leeching, masculine trade, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Scrapping, Server, Skills, theft, true men, Whining, winning strategy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Emeralds Found:	1383
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6244
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ores Mined:	4294	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

code compilation, coding process, CompileTimeCraze, computer science, critical thinking, developer productivity, development process, efficiency, good thing, long compile times, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, programming, Programming Languages, smp, software design, Software Development, software engineering, software performance, software testing, technical challenges, Time management

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

NoSleepMC Server

broken promises, cancer diagnosis, dirty tissues, Disney, Expenses, filet mignon, Friends, herniated disks, hurt feelings, Italian restaurant, lack of sleep, late waking, missed fireworks, money complaints, NoSleepMC, osteoporosis, Planning, rollercoasters, Server, thrill-seeking, tiramisu, vacation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	142	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

NiblingLoverCraft

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Divorce, Empathy, family, family dynamics, judgment, love, misunderstandings, Nephews, NiblingLoverCraft, nieces, parenting, relationships, remarriage, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, societal expectations, stepfamily, uncle

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	203	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

MoonKing Minecraft SMP

absolute power, celestial authority, celestial decree, celestial power, cosmic decree, cosmic ruler, decree, lunar decree, lunar governance, lunar leadership, lunar power, lunar rule, Minecraft, moon authority, moon control, moon governance, moon leadership, moon ruler, MoonKing, smp, space governance, space leadership, space ruler

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

YuckyEatsCraft

abhorrent, abominable, detestable, Disgusting, Foul, gross, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, objectionable, off-putting, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, sickening, stomach churning, unappetizing, unsavory, Vile, YuckyEatsCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8848	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, human rights violations, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, loss of life, military aggression, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Russian attacks, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, war zone

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!