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Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5778
Royal Courts Attended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Towns Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	132	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2852	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Votes:	2850	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	103
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Votes:	4202
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Farms Harvested:	535
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magic Items Found:	7634	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

breaking barriers, Claudia Sheinbaum, CraftyClaudiasPresidency, female empowerment, female president, feminist leadership, gender equality, Government, historic moment, INAUGURATION, Latin America, leadership, Mexican politics, mexico, political milestone, Politics, president, progressive change, swearing in ceremony, women in power, women leaders

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Votes:	7437
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	234
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!