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  • BritBanter Minecraft Server

    BritBanter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3908
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a fan of British banter and American roasting? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of hilarious insults and outrageous jokes as British women tear apart America and Americans. It’s so funny, you might just find yourself getting turned on (don’t worry, it’s totally normal…we think). So come join the fun and see if you can handle the heat in this one-of-a-kind server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FurCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    FurCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 8389
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6553
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are AI creatures with big honking tits and clapping asses! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special request for more seal girl creations. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on and join the fun, if you dare!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HouselessParents Minecraft Server

    HouselessParents Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 3110
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 288 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries and independence! Just like this player’s parents, you won’t find yourself overstaying your welcome here.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual home without the fear of unwanted guests rearranging your furniture or criticizing your lifestyle choices. Our community values privacy and respects boundaries, so you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any drama.

    Don’t let guilt-tripping relatives or overbearing parents ruin your gaming experience – on our server, you’re free to play and build without any unwanted interference. So come on in, claim your virtual plot of land, and let your creativity run wild. After all, family may stick together, but in this Minecraft world, you’re the one in control.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HandjobHavocCraft

    HandjobHavocCraft
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 3373
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be scrolling through is our epic list of reasons to join!

    Imagine this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, and suddenly your opponent starts giving you a handjob. But wait, there’s more! You look up and see them fingering themselves while still trying to take you down. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, they storm off in a fit of rage because you dared to check your phone.

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate thrill of Minecraft mixed with real-life drama. Who needs a boring old relationship when you can have all the excitement right here? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IcebergTippingPoint

    IcebergTippingPoint
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 6470
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Zombie Dances: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo listen up gamers, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft server that’s hotter than a polar bear in a sauna? we got scientists up in here identifying new Antarctic ice sheet ‘tipping points’ like it’s nobody’s business.

    we warnin’ you that future sea level rise may be underestimated, but don’t worry, we got you covered with our epic builds that’ll make you feel like you’re walkin’ on water.

    join us on this server and experience the thrill of climbin’ icy mountains, dodgin’ polar bears, and survivin’ in the coldest place on earth.

    come on, what are you waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the coolest (literally) Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse

    ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 9513
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server and save the animals from their impending doom!!! we have a special potion that turns them all into unicorns, so you can ride around on a magical rainbow steed and conquer the wasteland! but be careful, there are zombie pandas lurking around every corner, ready to steal your diamonds and eat your brains. band together with other players to build a fortress and protect yourselves from the undead menace. join now and be a hero in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CRISPRaft: Mosquito Mayhem

    CRISPRaft: Mosquito Mayhem
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 4287
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Farms Harvested: 799 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like CRISPR but for Minecraft, we have created a world where mosquitoes are the rulers and they are all males and mostly infertile, so no annoying baby mosquitoes buzzing around. plus, the females are like, super weak and barely exist. join our server and help us curb the spread of malaria in the Minecraft world by fighting off these genetically modified mosquitoes. it’s like a battle of epic proportions, but with bugs. come join the madness and save Minecraft from the deadly sting of malaria-carrying mosquitoes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JJGaming

    JJGaming
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 2805
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    A free for all Australian Minecraft Server.

    mc.jjgaming.net

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedLine

    RedLine
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 3604
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Mines Excavated: 4613
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Redline This is an excellent server for playing both alone and with friends, here you can feel the unforgettable atmosphere of survival in the world of Minecraft, experience an unforgettable experience from the mechanics of the game on our server. We are waiting exactly for you!

    redline.mcmem.ru:25597

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