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> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

No Racism Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of all the discrimination against black sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace diversity and celebrate all colors of wool! Join us and help us put an end to the woolly racism that has plagued the Minecraft community for far too long. Plus, rumor has it that our black sheep drop extra rare loot when sheared – so come on over and start shearing for some epic rewards! Let’s make Minecraft a more inclusive and colorful place for all players, one sheep at a time.

Dark Intellectual Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the crazy antics and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Darth Maul himself, who has somehow found his way into our Minecraft world and is wreaking havoc on all the players. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his double-bladed lightsaber for yourself?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that George Lucas and Ridley Scott are also roaming around the server, creating epic storylines and mind-bending plot twists for all the players to enjoy. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a truly out-of-this-world adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky and wild server!

Med or Arab Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of trying to figure out if someone is Israeli, Arab, Italian, or a Brazi übermutt? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where players morph into different nationalities every time they respawn. One minute you could be a pale ginger ghoul, the next you could be mistaken for a Brazilian beach bum. Who knows what crazy adventure awaits you on our server! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience.

Minecraft SMP: Romcom Mystery Thriller Koibami

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Buildings Constructed:	11	Ores Mined:	4533

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are never what they seem! Join us for a romcom mystery thriller experience like no other, inspired by the epic saga “Koibami Shoujo” vol 2 by the legendary Kawabatao.

Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy trying to navigate the treacherous waters of teenage romance, when suddenly, five cute girls all confess their undying love for you on the same day! But wait, there’s a twist – four of these girls are actually love-eating monsters in disguise, hell-bent on devouring your ability to love forever. Can you spot the one human girl who truly loves you amidst the chaos?

With recommendations from none other than “Detective Conan” creator Gosho Aoyama, this SMP promises a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and heart-pounding thrills. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a quest to find true love in the most absurd and entertaining way possible!

Gemstone City – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6032
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rain showers, and chicken jousting tournaments!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Prism no Mahou, a mystical power that can turn your pickaxe into a disco ball of destruction! And don’t even get us started on our resident streamer, KosekiBijou, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just remember, don’t engage with diggers or you might end up in a battle of wits with a troll riding a llama. Rock on, my fellow blockheads!

Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Farms Harvested:	493	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRAR.SKYBARS.ME

Matchmaking Masters Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is clicking a mouse? Well, look no further because on our server, we have skill-based damage! That’s right, your ability to build and mine will directly affect how much damage you can do to your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have skill-based connection, so if you have lightning-fast internet, you’ll be able to move and build faster than everyone else. And don’t even get me started on our engagement Optimised Matchmaking – we’ll match you up with players who are just as skilled and crazy as you are.

And get this – the developers are actually rigging the game in real time. That’s right, they’re changing the rules as you play, so you never know what’s going to happen next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster!

So come join us on our server where gaming isn’t just about profit – it’s about having a wild and ridiculous time. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret conspiracy behind all those creepers and zombies. See you there!

> Sees Attractive Black Women Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9273	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of being judged based on your skin color in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how good you are at building and surviving! No more worrying about being labeled as a BWC (Black Woman Only) – here, everyone is welcome, no matter what color you are! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in memes. Join if you dare!