| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8174 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8319 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8121 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2037 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9595 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6635 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1482 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7109 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8793 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7348 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1526 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 444536 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6971 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6037 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7796 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3385 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 414 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
