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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7300 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2860 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!