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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4970 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7556 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?