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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8580 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 119 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 8456 |
Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!
Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
