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BackstabbingCraft Minecraft Server

ass, Backstabbing, BackstabbingCraft, BETRAYAL, Campaign, DAGGERS, Democrat, democrats, election, funny, humor, Joe, joe biden, Kissing, loyalty, Minecraft, Politics, reconciliation, Server, Support, Unity, Victory, winning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only backstabbing you’ll see is when someone steals your diamonds! Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where Joe is the ultimate ruler and everyone has to kiss his blocky behind. Join now for a chance to see Democrats and Republicans working together to build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! Who needs politics when you have creepers and zombies to worry about?

SpaniCraft Server

Competition, controversy, decision, football, Foul, Game, immediate penalty, la liga, match, officiating, penalty kick, Players, Referees, review, rules, Server, spain, SpaniCraft, sports, Teams, VAR check, video assistant referee

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more drama than a Spanish soccer match – and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of immediate penalties for the most ridiculous reasons. Did your cow accidentally step on a pressure plate? Penalty! Did your friend accidentally hit you with a snowball? Penalty! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on over and join the chaos. Who needs VAR when you’ve got us?

FosterCraft Minecraft Server

Childhood, Communication, Disappointment, emotions, family dynamics, foster children, FosterCraft, Grandparents, grudge, Help, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, MONEY, neglect, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Sacrifices, Server, Support, Trade, union, upbringing

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of being ignored and overshadowed by foster kids on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server where you’ll be the star of the show and get all the attention you deserve!

Just like how the grandparents took OP out for fun adventures, you’ll be taken on epic quests and adventures in our Minecraft world. Say goodbye to being left out and hello to being the VIP player!

Don’t let your parents guilt trip you into giving them all your hard-earned diamonds. On our server, you get to keep all your loot and riches for yourself. No more sharing with unwanted siblings or foster kids!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be the main character of your own story, without any distractions or unwanted guests. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe and show everyone who’s boss!

MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, Coping skills, emotional well being, empowerment, healing, inner peace, life changing, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftShrinkSaysLol, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9835	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Towns Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2603	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	103	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	783
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9492	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	7895
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	118	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!