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CraftyMyths

common beliefs, CraftyMyths, debunked theories, fallacies, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, Misinformation, myth busters, myths and facts, myths busted, myths exposed, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, truth revealed, truth vs myth, untruths, Urban Legends, widely believed lies

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

Chile, Chilean, Chileans, concern, Crafty, crime, crime rates, cultural integration, Evidence, Haitian immigrants, Haitian migration, Immigration Policy, immigration shock, Impact, international migration, Migration, migration patterns, public perception, rapid shift, Safety, SECURITY, Shift, Social Issues, societal change

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Potions Brewed:	123
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Arc, Axed, CANCELLED, ending, fan theories, FINAL, final arc, Manga, Manga community, manga readers, Minecraft, ongoing series, Rumors, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Undead, undead x unluck, undead x unluck anime, undead x unluck axed, undead x unluck ending, undead x unluck final arc, undead x unluck manga, undead x unluck speculation, Unluck

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

TinderTales Minecraft Server

aita, Amsterdam trip, Australia trip, career frustrations, Cheating, creeping phone, Divorce, Europe trip, Insecurity, marriage issues, Marriage Repair, mental health, Minecraft, negative body language, self esteem, Server, Tinder adventures, tinder hookup, TinderTales, trust issues, wife’s friend

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9283	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

NICUinLawsGoneWild

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, family, healing, homecoming, in-laws, newborn, NICU, NICUinLawsGoneWild, pelvis, pumping, relationships, self-centered, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, car accessories, car customization, car design, car features, car gadgets, car innovation, car technology, car trends, car upgrades, luxury car features, Minecraft, modern car features, pointless car features, smp, unnecessary car features, useless car feature, useless car gadgets, UselessCarFeature

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FoodFlashback1900s

1900s, culinary advancements, culinary discoveries, culinary evolution, culinary history, cultural shock, Food Industry, food innovation, food nostalgia, food technology, food trends, FoodFlashback1900s, gastronomic revolution, historical cuisine, historical recipes, new food, Surprising, traditional dishes, unexpected flavors, unusual ingredients

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Farms Harvested:	364	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crops Grown:	1558

Step right up, folks, and join our Minecraft server where we serve up some seriously mind-blowing cuisine straight out of the 1900s! Imagine the look on people’s faces back then when they saw our menu items like avocado toast, sushi burritos, and cronuts. They would have thought we were wizards from the future serving up food from another dimension!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Bacon-Wrapped Unicorn Burger, a mythical delicacy that will have you questioning reality with every bite. And don’t even get us started on our signature dish, the Time-Traveling Tacos, made with ingredients sourced from different eras in history.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, come join our server and feast like a time-traveling king! Who needs a DeLorean when you’ve got a Minecraft server serving up food that will blow your mind and taste buds?

RoyalRainbow Minecraft Server

acceptance, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, legislation, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Monarchy, progressive, RIGHTS, RoyalRainbow, same sex, Server, signs, social change, thai, thailand

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Void Armor Forged:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our minecraft server where the thai king himself has signed same-sex marriage into law in the game! now you can marry your minecraft buddy and have a virtual wedding with all your blocky friends as witnesses. build a rainbow castle together and live happily ever after in our pixelated paradise. who knew the thai king was such a progressive gamer? join now for the most epic love story in minecraft history!

SuicideCraft: No unauthorized capsule use!

Arrests, assisted death, assisted dying, assisted suicide, capsule, controversial cases, criminal charges, criminal investigation, end of life care, end-of-life decisions, ethical dilemmas, EUTHANASIA, law enforcement, legal issues, legal repercussions, suicide capsule, SuicideCraft, Swiss law, switzerland, unauthorised use, unauthorized, unauthorized actions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	9924	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like blocky adventures and building stuff? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken. but this wasn’t any ordinary chicken, oh no. this chicken had laser eyes and could shoot fireballs out of its butt. it was epic.

then, there was another player who found a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there were also evil bunnies guarding the loot. yes, evil bunnies. they had fangs and everything.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches? it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.