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Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast
1. Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
2. Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
3. Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!
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Back Lads SMP Minecraft

#youtube, 2025, 2d animation, animated movies, big, CGI, CGI slop, charming, clip, February 28, Lads, Minecraft, Movie, RETURN, smp, Theatres, Theatrical, theatrical zeitgeist, traditional animation

Get ready to dive into a Minecraft SMP like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic pixelated creatures you’ll ever lay your eyes on. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, though, he’s harmless… most of the time.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. Rain. From. The. Sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest pixelated adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

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ConanCraft: The Million Pentagram Server

Anime, comfy movie, Conan thread, ConanCraft, crime solving, detective conan, detective series, detective work, Japanese cinema, Kaito Kid, long-running series, Manga adaptation, MILLION, movie review, Murder Mystery, Mystery, pentagram, Ran Mouri, Server, Shinichi Kudo, Suspense, The Million Dollar Pentagram, Theatres, Thriller

Just watched this server in the Minecraft world. It’s like a movie, but you get to be the main character! Join us for epic adventures, cozy builds, and maybe even some popcorn (virtual, of course).
We have a special Conan thread where players can share their wildest stories of conquering dragons, building castles, and maybe even finding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Who knows what kind of crazy tales you’ll come up with on this server!

So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us now and become the star of your own epic movie in the world of blocks and pixels.

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LOTR Minecraft Server: Theatrical Adventures

3 days, Adventures, AMC, Cinema, Commitment, extended edition, FANTASY, fellowship of the ring, HBO Max, Irishman, Killers of the Flower Moon, lord of the rings, Lotr, Minecraft, movie marathon, runtime, Sequels, Server, streaming, Theatres, Theatrical, trilogy, worth it

Looking for an epic adventure that doesn’t involve actually leaving your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got more excitement packed into our virtual world than the extended LOTR trilogy, and that’s saying something!
Join us and embark on a quest to mine diamonds, build epic structures, and battle mobs like never before. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in Middle-earth (minus the pesky orcs and evil wizards, of course).

Forget HBO Max and their lackluster streaming service – on our server, the only thing you’ll be streaming is pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, with our community of players, you’ll never have to worry about your mom telling you what you can and can’t watch.

So why commit to watching movies in theaters for three days when you can join our server and experience endless entertainment right at your fingertips? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. Join us now and let the adventure begin!

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MissileCraft Server: Iran2Russia

arms deal, arms race, ballistic missiles, defense industry, defense pact, foreign affairs, geopolitical news, global politics, international relations, iran, Iran2Russia, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, military equipment, military hardware, missile defense, missile technology, MissileCraft, russia, security alliance, Server, strategic partnership, weapons trade

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like russia? do u like ballistic missiles? well boy do we have the server for u! join us and u can help iran provide russia with ballistic missiles in the coming days! u can be a part of history, u can be a part of the chaos! join now and help us make the world a more explosive place! boom boom pow!

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SarawakCraft: No Oil for You!

#sarawak, Asia-Pacific region, cease activities, China, Diplomatic tension, disputed territories, economic interests, energy resources, foreign policy, international relations, Malaysia, maritime activities, news report, Oil, oil-rich waters, political conflict, SarawakCraft, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, imagine if china and malaysia were fighting over oil in minecraft, that would be so crazy right? well guess what, that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! u can be part of the epic battle for oil-rich waters off sarawak, it’s like a real-life drama but in minecraft! join now and be a part of the chaos, it’s gonna be so much fun! #minecraftdrama #oilwars #sarawakshowdown

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Crafty Pill Popper Server

addiction, antidepressant, climbed, Crafty, deaths, Drugs, Healthcare, medication, mental health, overdose, pharmaceuticals, pill, Popper, prescription drugs, public health, research, Server, side effects, statistics, substance abuse, Suicide risk, two decades, US, warning signs

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have antidepressant-linked overdose deaths climbing for two decades! why is this a reason to join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the drugs can’t handle it!
imagine mining for diamonds while dodging overdose zombies and skeletons high on antidepressants. it’s a thrill like no other! but don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points so you can keep coming back for more crazy adventures.

join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have antidepressant mode? come join the fun, if you dare!

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What is the IP for Zaryee Minecraft Server?

Airplane, baby, back to school, Beach, Birthday, Birthday Party, black family, bloxburg, Bloxburgfamily, Bloxburgroleplay, camera phone, Church, Family Reunion, Fight, first day of school, free, Gender Reveal, grocery shopping, Halloween, House, house hunting, houseshopping, Hurricane, Minecraft, Moving, Moving Day, newborn, night routine, Phone, Pool day, pool party, Pregnant, roblox, Roleplay, School, Server, sharing, Summer, Target, Toddler, Tornado, Twins, upload, vacation, Video, video phone, Walmart, Zaryee

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MD90

Dutch, LIVESTREAMS, MD90, MeesterDennis90, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, STREAMS, Survival

MD90 Survival Multiplayer Server. A Dutch server where MeesterDennis90 livestreams. Would you like to join!? Come quickly and watch Dennis’ streams!

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SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

challenge, Commitment, Dedication, Experience, Expertise, Game, get good, growth, Improvement, learning curve, long tail, Mastery, Minecraft, patience, perseverance, Practice, proficiency, REQUIRES, Server, skill, SkillzCraft, Training, Years

Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers where you can become a pro in just a few days? Well, look no further because our server will make you work for it! We’re talking years of dedication and hard work to even stand a chance at being considered decent. But hey, who needs a social life when you can spend all your time perfecting your block-building skills?
Join us and embark on the epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master. Rumor has it that only those who have sacrificed their sleep, sanity, and possibly a few friendships will be able to reach the top. Are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of worthy opponents. Legend has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you unimaginable riches and power. Or maybe just a cool hat, who knows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane, ridiculous, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, patience is key. And maybe a little bit of luck. And possibly a sacrificial offering to the Minecraft gods. But mostly patience.

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Siblings Luke and Leia Minecraft SMP

Character development, family, film analysis, george lucas, jedi, Leia, Leia Organa, long lost siblings, luke, Luke Skywalker, Minecraft, movie plot, movie trivia, original trilogy, plot twist, science fiction, Siblings, Skywalker family, smp, space opera, Star Wars, storytelling, the force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a galaxy far, far away! Join us for a chance to build epic bases, battle against mobs, and uncover the mystery of why Luke and Leia were made siblings in the first place.
Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can’t stop exploding with laughter. Will you be brave enough to face him and find out the truth behind this strange sibling twist?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even uncover the hidden treasure that lies beneath the dance floor.

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and see if you can unravel the mysteries of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the force may be strong with you, but watch out for those pesky Endermen – they love to photobomb your selfies!

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MineCraftMingle Server

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, commuting, DATING, dating app, dating etiquette, dating norms, dating site, Disappointment, disappointment in dating, Expectations, Fare, first date, long distance, MinecraftMingle, online dating, paying for date, Server, splitting the bill, Transportation, volunteer

Are you tired of dating apps that lead to awkward situations like splitting the bill and unexpected transportation fees? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you won’t encounter any of those issues!
Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream date without worrying about who pays for what. Want to create a romantic dinner under the stars? Go for it! Need a cozy movie night setup? We’ve got you covered! And the best part is, everything is free! No unexpected charges or hidden fees here.

So say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real-life date when you can have a virtual one that’s drama-free and full of fun? Join now and start building your perfect date night!

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ToiletTroubleCraft

accessibility, bathroom rights, Chronic illness, disability awareness, disability etiquette, disability rights, disabled toilet, invisible disability, Invisible illness, privacy, public restroom, restroom accessibility, restroom accommodations, restroom consideration, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom needs, restroom usage, ToiletTroubleCraft, ulcerative colitis

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to be themselves, no matter what their disability may be!
We have disabled toilets in every virtual building, so you never have to worry about being judged for using them. In fact, we encourage it! Need to wash some virtual blood off your hands? No problem! Just head to the disabled toilet for some privacy and cleanliness.

And don’t worry about running into any wheelchair-bound warriors waiting for the toilet. Our virtual wheelchair users are much more understanding and won’t give you any grief for using the facilities. Plus, they might even offer to help you out in a pinch!

So come join our server and leave the real world judgment behind. Let your virtual disability flag fly high and proud!

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CokeTerrorist Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, Beverage, Coca Cola, CokeTerrorist, Conflict, current events, extremism, international relations, Israeli forces, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, News, october 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Server, Soda, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle against coca-cola drinking terrorists and save the world from their fizzy wrath! our israeli forces are ready to take them down and bring peace to the land of blocks. come join the fun and show off your building skills while fighting off the soda-loving bad guys. who knew minecraft could be so intense and refreshing at the same time? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

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