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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5364 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build-a-Banana” competition where players have to construct the most elaborate banana-themed structure to win a lifetime supply of golden apples.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in our wild and wacky world.