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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ores Mined:	8650
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Towns Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Star Shards Collected:	264	Villages Defended:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8855	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

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TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	786922
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

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Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.