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Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3733
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	94	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4790
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7532	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8764
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Items Found:	4431
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!

RumorCraft: Revenge vs Forgiveness

Claiming credit, Conflict Resolution, Coworkers, Distress, emotional distress, forgiveness, interpersonal relationships, negative outcomes, office politics, Problems sleeping, professional behavior, Revenge, RumorCraft, Rumors, sabotage, teamwork, trust issues, undermining, withholding information, work environment, workplace dynamics

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE WORK BUT WITHOUT ALL DA BACKSTABBIN’ COWORKERS! NO RUMORS, NO SABOTAGE, JUST FUN AND BLOCKS!

U SEE, ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYIN’ BOUT SOMEONE STEALIN’ UR IDEAS. U CAN MAKE A CASTLE, A GIANT STATUE OF UR PET CHICKEN, OR EVEN A TACO STAND!

AND GET DIS, IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MESS WITH UR CREATIONS, U CAN JUST BANISH THEM TO THE FAR LANDS WHERE THEY’LL BE SURROUNDED BY CREEPERS FOREVER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE FORGIVENESS IS OPTIONAL BUT REVENGE IS ENCOURAGED! LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER AND LEAVE ALL DA DRAMA BEHIND!