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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5139 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.