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BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

Adventures, Auntys, BrokeCraft, comfortable living, fair market price, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, financial struggles, fixer upper, generational wealth, highest offer, Inheritance, legal consultation, market crisis, market value., maximum profits, property disputes, property lawyer, real estate, selling a home, underwater refinance

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GrossButYum SMP

acquired taste, bizarre food choices, bizarre food indulgences, disgusting food, gross food, GrossButYum, guilty pleasure, odd food combinations, odd food obsessions, peculiar food choices, peculiar food habits, repulsive food, revolting food, smp, strange cravings, surprising food choices, unconventional tastes, unexpected cravings, unexpected food loves, unusual culinary preferences, unusual food favorites, weird food preferences

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	6169

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

CraftyLiesMC

believe.., biggest lie, collective falsehoods, common deceptions, common myth, CraftyLiesMC, cultural lies, Deception, false assumptions., falsehood, mass deception, Misconception, most people, popular belief, Popular misconceptions, public misconceptions, societal lies, societal norms, universal misconceptions, widely accepted lies, widespread delusion

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Void Armor Forged:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4390	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4781	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Farms Harvested:	772
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crops Grown:	6644	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	2193

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1905	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.