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The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Crops Grown:	1228
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Left Stick Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP – General Wuthering

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	86	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, a giant Resonator appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, Jiyan is here to save the day with his epic showcase. And let’s not forget about the insane events happening on the server, like the Parade of Stars where you can level up like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weapon banners like the Verdant Summit Broadblade that will make you the envy of all your friends. And who can forget about the Lollo Compaign Rerun event where you can complete outrageous commissions for epic rewards?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

He’s Right Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	834	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Towns Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	1391	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4663
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.

You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!

The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot! Or how about building a giant roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and waterfalls? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Programmer Edish Demo Days where you can showcase your coding skills in a virtual world. And don’t forget about our Halloween Jam, where the spookiest builds win epic prizes!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

The Tall Guy in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Potions Brewed:	84
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of shorties running around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a minimum height requirement of 177cm! Why, you ask? Because only the tallest players can reach the highest blocks and claim the best loot!

Join us on this epic adventure where giants roam the land and tiny players are banished to the depths of the mines. Don’t be left behind, join our server and show everyone that size really does matter in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret entrance to the hidden tall people’s kingdom where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.

So what are you waiting for? Stretch those pixels and join our server today! Just remember, if you’re not at least 177cm tall, you might want to bring a step ladder.

Mourn for Peace Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchantments Applied:	183

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server where we embrace the chaos and have a blast!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas in tuxedos start dancing around you, dropping emeralds as they go. Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen?

But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all, including those on the autism spectrum. We welcome everyone with open arms and encourage you to be your true, quirky self. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

FurRealMinecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	2674
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual fursuiting to a whole new level! Join us for some wild adventures and make real furiends along the way. Our server is like an aquarium, except instead of fish, we have furries window licking while playing Minecraft.

If you’re new, don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to get started, including avatar resources and guides to help you navigate this crazy world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our other resources at your own risk – who knows what kind of madness you’ll find there!

But that’s not all, we have weekly events that will make you want to log on every day. From Halloween events to drinking nights, multiplayer nights, and even a snooker casual/pool tournament, there’s always something fun happening on our server. And if you’re into cartoons, we have watch parties every Thursday that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows, you might just find your new furry family here!