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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9107 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
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