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Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9652
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Votes:	5232
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Farms Harvested:	456
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CraftyGirlz

baby names, beautiful names, CraftyGirlz, favorite names, girl names, name choices, name favorites, name ideas, name options, name preferences, name recommendations, name selection, name suggestions, naming a girl, opinion, popular names, pretty names, unique names

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	219155
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6678	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Towns Built:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	177	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

BlockyTimeMachine

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	3553	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.