The Worlds Most *EVIL KIDS* Minecraft Servers

PhotobombingGramps

Assertiveness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful behavior., family loyalty, french language, humorous response, justified actions, language barrier, museum etiquette, museum visit, photo bombing, photo etiquette, PhotobombingGramps, polite defiance, public confrontation, rude old man, social etiquette, standing up for family, standing your ground, stubbornness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

DisasterCraft SMP

Bad Luck, Disaster, disastercraft, smp, Tragedy, unfortunate accident, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, unfortunate incident, unfortunate outcome, unfortunate situation, unfortunate turn of events, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky moment, unlucky situation, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare, worst possible outcome, worst thing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

SkyHighShenanigans

Airport, BIZARRE, bizarre items, Curious, eXtraordinary, flying, funny, luggage, odd, outlandish, passenger, peculiar, plane, SkyHighShenanigans, strange, Transportation, travel, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	9649	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abuse victims, Belgian, Belgian clergy, Belgian clergy abuse, Belgian clergy abuse victims, Clergy Abuse, clergy abuse victims, compensation, compensation for abuse victims, deserve, deserve more compensation, FRANCIS, Holycraft, Minecraft, more, pope, pope francis, Pope Francis says, Server, Victims, victims compensation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, Military, Négotiation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNot, Peace, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Survival, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

1.18.2, Adventure, Atlantis, battle, Beasts, Chaos, Citizens, Depths, exclusive, hunting lodge, invite, kaiju, Machine, marketplace, mermorphs, Modded, Mysteries, Ocean, Quests, Snippy, Survival, Treasures, Ultimate, Unleashed, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

art, artist, artistic community, artistic expression, artwork, Creative, design, digital art, doodle, Double Up Edition, draw, Draw Thread, drawing, drawing challenge, Drawing Inspiration, Drawing Prompt, fine arts, illustration, Minecraft, pen and ink, Server, sketching, Thread, Visual Arts

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

The Well? Minecraft SMP

confusion, Curiosity, discovering, doubt, Exploring, hesitation, inquiry, introspection, Minecraft, pondering, question.., SEARCHING, seeking answers, seeking clarification, seeking information, seeking knowledge, seeking truth, seeking understanding, smp, uncertainty, well, what is it, wondering

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	366	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

age limit, age-restriction, Clown, homies, house share, housemates, housing contract, LANDLORD, Minecraft, non-student, property rules, rental agreement, rental property, Server, shared accommodation, shared living, student accommodation, student accommodation rules, student community, student house, student housing, student living, wedding entertainer

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	1829	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

FireFighterHubby

accidental kitchen fire, anger, Communication, danger, emergency situations, family dynamics, fear, fire extinguisher, fire safety, FireFighterHubby, grease fire, husband’s reaction, injury, leaving baby, parenting, response times, running barefoot, rural living, Trust, urgent care

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

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