LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

aging, anxiety, boomer privilege, cancers, die young, fatalistic outlook, fear, Future, health concerns, health risks, life expectancy, lifestyle choices, live until 80s, LiveUntilOurMinecraft, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality, pessimism, SMPFeeling, societal trends, uncertainty, weird feeling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

AH territory, Boycott, coffee, confirmation, convenient, CraftyFam, food offerings, gift card, graduation gift, hurt, hurt feelings, lying.., Minecraft, parents, Received, Returned, selfish, Server, Special, Starbucks, tea, WIBTA

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5047
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

HouseHubbyHushHub

Behavior, birthday present, boarding school, boat, class differences, decorating, family dynamics, half-sister, House, HouseHubbyHushHub, Jealousy, lakefront cabin, luxury, private jet, Privilege, Rich, Rude, sister, trust fund, Wealthy, wedding gift

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Farms Harvested:	495
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

American classic, cheesy comfort food, cheesy dishes, cheesy goodness, cheesy pasta, cheesy recipes, comfort food, comfort meal, correct way to eat, creamy pasta, Culinary tips, delicious pasta, food etiquette, indulgent meal, mac & cheese, mac n cheese, macaroni and cheese, macaroni cheese, MacNCheeseMuncher, Minecraft, pasta dishes, proper way to eat, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

FirstMovieCraft

childhood memories, cinematic journey, film debut, first movie, FirstMovieCraft, movie buffs, movie classics, movie discussion, movie experience., movie genres, movie history, movie lovers, movie magic, movie marathon, movie memories, movie night, movie nostalgia, movie quotes, movie recommendations, movie reviews, movie trivia

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Farms Harvested:	288

Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

TaiwanStraitTrolls

air intrusion, Chinese reconnaissance aircraft, defense protocol, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign relations, international relations, Japan airspace, Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, maritime patrol, military presence, military response, naval transit, regional tensions, security measures, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic response, Surveillance, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitTrolls, territorial dispute

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	250	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force up in here making their first-ever transit through the Taiwan Strait! Why, you ask? Well, cuz a Chinese reconnaissance aircraft tried to mess with Japan’s airspace last month and they ain’t havin’ it! So now we got epic battles happenin’ left and right, with ships sailin’ through virtual straits and planes flyin’ all over the place. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft warfare, fam. So come join us and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server, that’s for sure!

BadWolfMC server: Because adulting is hard, but Minecraft is harder!

activities, adulting, APPROVED, BadWolfMC, crossplay, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Farms, HARD, Harder, Jobs, Mechanics, Minecraft, Network, Performance, Plugins, Prizes, Protection, Quests, Resource worlds, reviews, Server, Shops, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	740
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

Server Information	IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Overview	Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

Features	Drama-Free and Inclusive Community Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist Impeccable Performance Java-Bedrock Crossplay Engaging Events and Activities Robust Protection and Mechanics Eco-Friendly Worlds Community Integration

General Server Rules

Rules	All players must be 18 years of age or older No Griefing No Client Mods/Exploits No Advertising/Spam Common Sense/Maturity

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	Server IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
How do I apply for membership?	Membership Application
What are the server rules?	Refer to the full rules here

Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1364	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Unicorns, Even Miko Turned Against You??? Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Creatures of Legend, Deception, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, friendship, horned creatures, horned horses, loyalty, Magic, magical animals, Miko, Minecraft, mythical animals, mythical beings, mythical creatures, smp, trust issues, turned, turned against, unicorns

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Items Found:	8106

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unicorns, and not just any unicorns – these unicorns are out for revenge! That’s right, even Miko, the most peaceful unicorn in all the land, has turned against you and is ready to wreak havoc. Join our server if you dare to face off against these mythical creatures in epic battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And who knows, you might even be able to tame a unicorn and ride off into the sunset in style. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoSisKidsDailyBabysit

Babysitting, Boundaries, childfree, Choice, Communication, family, Free Time, Guilt, Help, NoSisKidsDailyBabysit, parents, PRESSURE, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Siblings, stand your ground, Support, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Crops Grown:	7842
Emeralds Found:	6504	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Animals Bred:	95	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being guilted into babysitting your sister’s kids every weekend? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about that! No family drama here, just pure fun and games.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build magnificent structures and explore vast landscapes. No pressure to babysit virtual kids here, just endless possibilities and entertainment.

So come on, leave the real world responsibilities behind and join our server for a truly guilt-free gaming experience. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build some epic block castles and forget about babysitting for good!

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