The Watching Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Buildings Constructed:	42	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Magic Items Found:	1555
New Chunks Explored:	937561	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchantments Applied:	61
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Potions Brewed:	194
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	1379
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!