ElonCraft SMP: “Heil Herobrine”

Accountability, Apology, Backlash, controversial statements, controversy, controversy management, downplay, elon musk, ElonCraft, Excuses, heil, Herobrine, hitler, media scrutiny, Nazi salute, offensive behavior, PR disaster, public figure, public image, public reaction, reputation management, salutes, smp, social media

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Divine Spears Created:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server everrrrr. We have diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard you’ll blind the Ender Dragon. And get this, our admin is actually a secret agent who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. True story bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I wished for a lifetime supply of TNT, obviously.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs Elon’s weird salutes when you can be part of this crazy Minecraft adventure? Heil…uh, I mean, HAIL to the best SMP everrrrr!

ElonCraft: Batshit Edition

batshit, billionaire, controversial, controversial figure, crazy, disruptive technologies, eccentric, eccentric behavior, Edition, electric cars, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, GENIUS, Innovative, outlandish, social media antics, space exploration, spacex, Tech, tesla, Unconventional, unconventional ideas, Visionary

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Elon Musk riding a giant llama while shooting laser beams from his eyes. That’s right, our server is so wild that even Elon himself can’t resist the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a herd of flying pigs battling it out with a pack of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing Enderman! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server today!

Crimson Valley Network

Advanced Custom Anti Cheat, All Platforms Playable, Amazing Hub & Spawn, Automated & Tested Systems, balanced gameplay, Constant development, Crates, Crimson, Custom Enchants, Custom Made Systems, custom weapons, Gameplay Tools, Join Our Discord Today, medieval themed, Network, non-p2w, Secure & Advanced Vaults, Teams, trade system, Trained & Helpful Staff, Valley

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Crimson Valley Network

Server Overview

Platform	All Platforms Playable
Features	Constant Development Balanced Gameplay Gameplay Tools Teams Custom Enchants Custom Weapons Trade System Secure & Advanced Vaults Crates
Server Extras	Advanced Custom Anti Cheat Non P2W Custom Made Systems Amazing Hub & Spawn Medieval Themed Trained & Helpful Staff
Upcoming	Join Our Community Today & Be Part Of The Adventure! The True Future Of Minecraft PvP & Vaults!
Discord	Join Our Discord Today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server available on all platforms?	Yes, the server is playable on all platforms.
Is the gameplay balanced?	Yes, we strive to maintain a balanced gameplay experience for all players.
Are there custom weapons and enchants?	Yes, we offer custom weapons and enchants to enhance gameplay.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we pride ourselves on being non pay-to-win.
Are there any upcoming developments?	Yes, we have exciting developments coming soon for our community.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic structures that defy the laws of physics.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your crops to make them grow faster. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – it’s like stepping into a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can fly on a magical unicorn.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner Minecraft master shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight!

BetrayedBySMPmom

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Animals Bred:	72
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	2030
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! So like, the first lie I remember being told was that if you dig straight down in Minecraft, you’ll find diamonds right away. But like, no one told me about the lava and I lost all my stuff, I felt so betrayed man. But like, on this server, they promise you’ll find diamonds EVERYWHERE, even in the sky! And like, there’s a secret underground base where all the admins hang out and they give out free enchanted gear, it’s like a dream come true! So join now and never feel betrayed again, unless someone steals your diamonds, then you’re on your own, lolz!

Musk’s Block Party

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Elon Musk himself (yes, the same guy who tried to start a revolution with his sieg heil dance moves). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block – join us now and let the chaos begin!

MINEWARD

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Grief, hermitcraft, Lootcrates, MCMMO, Mineward, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4136	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Potions Brewed:	77	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9118	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Simple MMORPG with ⚔️ 5 MAIN DUNGEONS and a ton of side content (the realm of Seamoldur, the caves of Ancient Grotto). Pick your playstyle and obliterate all foes in your way. All bosses and loot is 💎 custom-made with care. Feel free to join our community on Discord! 😀

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with version 1.20.4+?	Yes, the server supports version 1.20.4+.
How many dungeons are available on the server?	There are 5 main dungeons along with a variety of side content.
Is the loot and bosses custom-made?	Yes, all loot and bosses are custom-made with care.

Mechanical Evolution 1.20

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Yo, bros, forget about falling for that gay psyop crap! Join our Minecraft server and embrace your evolutionary programming to build epic structures with your bros. No grindr or weird old men here, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, we don’t tolerate porn addicted prison gay losers, only cool dudes looking to craft and chill. So come join us and leave the shame behind, bro!

SleepCraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Items Found:	2278	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of friends who can’t keep track of time zones and guilt trip you for not staying up all night to play games with them? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where time zones don’t exist and everyone respects your sleep schedule!

We have a special feature where if your friend flakes on you last minute, you can summon a virtual guinea pig to guilt trip them instead. It’s a win-win situation!

Don’t waste your time on unreliable gaming buddies, join us and experience the ultimate virtual friendship where your time is respected and your sleep is sacred. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks waiting for you to discover – if you can survive the challenges, that is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to time zone confusion and guilt trips forever!

WifeWarriorCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us and build your own virtual world where nobody judges you based on your race or nationality.

Imagine a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any rude comments or dirty remarks. On our server, you can proudly call your in-game partner your “husband” or “wife” without any fear of backlash.

And hey, if you ever feel like venting about your real-life struggles, our virtual community is here to support you. We may not be able to change the world, but we can definitely make your Minecraft experience a whole lot better.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue! Let’s leave the real world behind and create a new one filled with fun, laughter, and endless possibilities.

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Crimson Valley Network

Crimson Valley Network

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BetrayedBySMPmom

MINEWARD

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FAQ

Mechanical Evolution 1.20

SleepCraft Server

WifeWarriorCraft