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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4748 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9329 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
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