The Unstable Village Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

Adventure, Archive, bakers, BUILD, Commander in Chief Edition, Commanders, Conquer, Crafty, creative writing, fanfiction, fanfiction writers, FANTASY, greentext, HoloX, Novels, Pregnancy, Sluts, SMUT, storytelling, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fanfiction, Write, Writing, writing thread

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	3623
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, BLOCK, comedy, digital communication, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGHING, lmao, lol, message board, Online Community, online interaction, Party, post, social media, user 673206289

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Votes:	4282	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

Al Nahyan, biden, bin Salman, Canada, corrupt, crackers, Crafty, dab, Emiratis, HATED, Haters, Leaders, Macron, Resist, Respect, Saudi Arabia, Scum, steve, Sunak, trudeau, urge, Western leaders, Whites

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#53, American, american culture, American lifestyle, American living, American society, blocky, CREEPERS, fear, height, height 5’3, live in the us, living in america, McBlockface, PETITE, residency, short, Tread, united states, US citizen, US culture, US lifestyle, US living, US society

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

#funimation, Anime, Crafty, dbz, Deal, distributors, dragon ball, dragon ball z, Levels, marathons, Meet, Minecraft, original programming, pixels, power, Ratings, Saban, sailor moon, Saiyans, seagull, Server, success, syndicated programs, syndication, television, timeslots, toonami

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1760
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

accident, chance, Coincidence, Crafty, destiny, fate, fluke, fortuity, happen, happenstance, Kismet, LUCK, Minecraft, Mysterious, predestined, Random, serendipity, Shenanigans, stroke of luck, Surprise, synchronicity, Twist of fate, unexpected, unexplained

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

asmr, board rules, Class, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, Fly, global rules, hard-working, Hide, Husbands, Menhera, Nise Menhera, Otis, Pigs, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, ShonCraft, sunglasses, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD, wear

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Votes:	3124
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’

a perfect Saturday, adult games, BLOCK, chill day, Crafty, digital adventure, enjoyment, Entertainment, Epic, escapism, fantasy world, Fun, Gaming, h-game thread, interactive storytelling, leisure, McLaughingtons, Online Community, Party, perfect, perfect day, Relaxation, role playing, saturday, Social Interaction, virtual reality, weekend vibes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a Saturday for an h-game thread – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!

AdmireCraft: Where Steve and Herobrine team up for epic adventures!

Admirable, Admiration, AdmireCraft, admired., Adventures, Beliefs, Community, controversial, debate, discussion, Epic, Herobrine, Heroes, influential, influential figures, inspiration, internet, Opinions, POL, prove wrong, respected, role models, society, steve, TEAM, VALUES

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and memes are law! Join us on a wild adventure with two legendary heroes from /pol/ – Chad Thundercock and Karen the Manager Slayer.

Chad Thundercock is known for his incredible mining skills and ability to wield a diamond sword with finesse. He once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but his bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Karen the Manager Slayer is a master builder who can construct a castle out of dirt blocks in under five minutes. She once took down an entire village of villagers who dared to raise their prices on emeralds.

Join our server and prove Karen wrong on her latest conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually a government experiment gone wrong. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the Minecraft world from impending doom? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Crafty McCraftface: Where democracy is just as chaotic as building a house in Minecraft!

building, chaotic, citizen participation, civic engagement, Crafty, Decision making, Democracy, democracy reform, democratic ideals, direct democracy, Governance, Government, grassroots movement, House, McCraftface, Minecraft, policy making, political awareness, political change, Political process, political reform, political system, Politics, public opinion, representative democracy, Voting, voting rights

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Tired of being governed by a bunch of blockheads in Minecraft? Join our server where we practice direct democracy! No more waiting for someone else to make decisions for you, now you can vote on everything from building projects to server rules. Who needs a mayor when you can be the master of your own fate? Join now and let your voice be heard – unless you’re a creeper, then we don’t negotiate with terrorists.