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SeatCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, Conversation, coping, counseling, emotions, Empathy, guidance, healing, Listening, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, negative feelings, positivity, SeatCraft, self-care, Server, Support, Talking, Therapy, Understanding, welcome, wellbeing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6984
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have a seat and let’s chat about all those negative feelings you’ve been having lately. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing creepers. Or why not relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… we think).

But wait, there’s more! Join our exclusive club of players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses. Trust us, it’s a real game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point. Happy crafting!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, Censorship, chatbot arena, DataGemma, Development, general, Glossary, inference engines, japanese, Llama, LMG, local ], local language models, machine learning, Minecraft, Mistral, models, news archive, programming, Qwen, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation UI, VRAM calculator

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	264	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of local language models, but don’t let that fool you, things get absolutely bonkers here.

Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, on /lmg/ you’ll be training Qwen 2.5 on an 18 trillion token dataset while riding a llama that’s been quantized to b1.58 through finetuning. And let’s not forget about Mistral releasing a new 22B model with 128k context and function calling – it’s like trying to navigate a maze while juggling flaming potatoes.

But that’s not all, we’ve got DataGemma with DataCommons retrieval that will have you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably at the same time. And if you think you can handle the madness, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena where AI’s battle it out, or the Censorbench where things get so censored, you’ll question reality itself.

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of insanity and chaos, join /lmg/ today and see if you can survive the madness of local language models in Minecraft!

DataMinedCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where the only language allowed is LOLspeak! we shut down project analyzing human language cuz generative ai has polluted the data, but now we have a new home in minecraft! build, mine, and chat in LOLspeak for the ultimate meme-tastic experience! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, memes, and chaotic fun! who needs proper language when you can just LOL all day long? come join us and let the LOLspeak take over your brain!

AbnormalMC

LifeSteal, Parkour, Survival PVP Creative Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Factions Economy Towny Quests Dungeons Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Bedwars Prison Parkour Skywars Build Battle

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to the ABnormalMC this server this full of fun. This server is Based on Lifesteal the player can join from Creaked and premium in server there is ranks and creates and more!!

play.abnormalmc.fun:26399

The Banana Network: Where monkeys code on Minecraft…with bananas!

100+ Origins, armourer’s workshop, banana, Bananas, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, Code, Create addons, Customizable Player Models, Farmer’s Delight + addons, HANDCRAFTED, Join our Discord Server, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Massive Dungeons, minecraft with, modpack link, monkeys, Network, plenty more decor and block options, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Features
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply launch Minecraft, select multiplayer, and add the server IP:
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to promote a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Of course! The more the merrier. Encourage your friends to join our community and have fun together.
Are there any donation options available?	Yes, we have donation options to support server maintenance and development. You can find more information on our website or Discord server.

Decade Minecraft Server

10 years later, Bombing, Boston Marathon, CONVICTED, convicted felon, criminal, death row, Decade, domestic terrorism, Forgotten, INSANE, Justice, Minecraft, perpetrator, Prison, punishment, regretful, regrets, remorse, remorseful, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even forgotten criminals are playing on it! Join us and you might just run into a notorious bomber who is now a Minecraft pro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now!

Curious Minecraft SMP Buddy

buddy, college, Communication, Community, Curious, digital communication, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Experience, Friends, Group Chats, interactions, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, Opinions, Participation, relationships, sharing, smp, socializing, Technology, virtual

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? Just remember, the first rule of our server is to never take anything too seriously, especially creepers wearing top hats.

CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

absurd statements, asinine comments, brainless remarks, BUTTER, carb, CreeperConvo, dumb comments, foolish remarks, foolish talk, idiotic quotes, ignorant comments, laughable conversations, ludicrous remarks, mindless babble, moronic statements, nonsensical blabber, nonsensical conversations, ridiculous quotes, ridiculous statements, senseless chatter, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent remarks

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Emeralds Found:	1546
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Animals Bred:	139
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

HezboOMG: Top Commander Down!

Assassination, Attack, Beirut, Commander, Conflict, hezbollah, HezboOMG, international relations, Israeli, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Terrorism, Top, violence, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than a Hezbollah commander in Beirut, just kidding, but seriously, our server is lit AF. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging Israeli strikes while building your dream castle. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and insane adventures on our server? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!

Robots Eye Contact Fun

Artificial Intelligence, child development, cognitive development., Communication, Contact, developmental psychology, emotional responses, Empathy, Eye, eye contact, facial expressions, Fun, human interaction, human-like responses, human-robot interaction, INFANTS, machine learning, nonverbal communication, robotics, Robots, social cues, Social Skills, Technology

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, imagine if robots had eyes that could, like, make babies react like humans. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where the robots are watching you and the babies are, like, totally into it. come join us for a wild ride of robot eye contact and baby reactions. it’s gonna be epic, dude.