The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition) Minecraft Servers

Green Day Update: American Idiot

album, American, american culture, American Idiot, Band, Celebrity, Day, digital age, Fame, green day, Green.., idiot, modern society, Music, Music (Industry), Political satire, Pop Punk, Punk Rock, rock band, social commentary, social media, social media influence, Technology, update

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

antidepressants, Barriers, Crafty, Dysfunction, Epic, Epidemics, epidemiology, incidence, long-term effects, medication side effects, mental health, mental health research., patient experiences, Post-SSRI sexual dysfunction, prevalence, psychiatric sciences, quantifying, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, sexual dysfunction prevalence, sexual dysfunction research, sexual health, SSRI side effects, SSRI withdrawal, treatment options

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Love Letters Sent:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8604
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

administrator, Arena, Auction, Auto-mine, Cheap donations, Clans, Contests, Duels, Events, Friends, HARD GRIEF, high quality, No Lags, Parkour, Party, Prison, PvP, Surival, Trade

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Crops Grown:	2477
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

play.talescraft.ru:19134

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

#metallic, bands, Black, controversy, Craft, culture, Dark, EXTREME, genre, heavy, History, iconic, influential, metal, Minecraft, Music, Musicians, norwegian, Satanic, Scene, Server, Thread, true norwegian black metal, Underground

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

body clock, deep sleep, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling, health, HOURS, long hours, long hours of sleep, mental health, Minecraft, need sleep, player, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleepy, smp, tiredness, wellbeing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

aunt, Babysitting, Boundaries, career, child-free life, defending actions, family, family peace, hobbies, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, Niece, NoKidsNoCreeper, parenting, passive-aggressive comments, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, selfish, Server, setting boundaries, sister

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Dragon Eggs Found:	525
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

CraftyHub

addiction recovery, alcoholic husband, alcoholism, codependency, communication breakdown, CraftyHub, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, enabling behavior patterns, enabling family, enabling friends, enabling spouse, hidden addiction, irresponsible behavior, marriage counseling, marriage problems, mental health, reckless behavior, relationship issues, substance abuse, substance abuse treatment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Votes:	1777	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

BlockyCultureShock

adult content, adult themes, BlockyCultureShock, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial topics, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, explicit content, explicit language, explicit material, graphic imagery, mature content, NSFW, nudity, risque behavior, sexual norms, shock factor, shock value, social norms, taboo

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

controversial move, cultural heritage, diplomatic implications, eastern europe, geopolitical relations, Historical revisionism, historical significance, identity politics, international reaction, legislative action, Minecraft, national pride, political decision, Renaming, russia, Server, Settlements, soviet union, SovietCraft, symbolic gesture, territorial identity, Ukrainian parliament

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Astral Projections Made:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Towns Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!