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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8496 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 60 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5582 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
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