The Tequila Hour Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wylore

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay Survival Skyblock PvP Creative Minigames Economy Towny RPG Quests Factions Vanilla Hardcore Whitelisted Modded Pixelmon Prison KitPvP Skywars Bedwars, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Dive into the vast depths of Oceancraft, a Minecraft server where endless adventures await beneath the waves. Explore, build, and conquer!

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CheaterBull Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Bull, CheaterBull, Cheating, Communication, consent, cuckold, ethical non monogamy, Experience, experimentation, fantasy fulfillment, friend’s girlfriend, hung, Minecraft, open relationship, Prostitute, Server, sexual encounters, sexual exploration, taboo, Threesome, Trust, twink

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story about my friend wanting me to…uh, never mind, let’s just focus on the fun in-game adventures instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and engage in intense PvP battles. Rumor has it that the club is guarded by a giant chicken wearing diamond armor – don’t ask how it got there, just go with it.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical forest where players can ride on flying pigs and hunt for enchanted loot. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off – trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? And hey, if you happen to run into any awkward situations like the one mentioned above, just remember to keep it in-game. Happy crafting!

GooseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8197	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	3824
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing cows…they’re known to break out into spontaneous breakdancing battles at any moment.

PartyPoPo911

above the rules, ah, blocked off, calling the police, foot surgery, Frustration, husband, Karen, Motion, Neighborhood, non-emergency police, pain meds, parents, Party, PartyPoPo911, Permit, Report, rules, street party, Target, turnaround

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gods Slained:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled neighbors who think they own the whole street? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can block off entire virtual streets without a permit and throw epic block parties every day!

Immerse yourself in a world where foot surgeries are a thing of the past and pain meds are just for fun. Help your virtual parents run errands and avoid pesky Karens trying to ruin your street party vibes. And if anyone dares to call the virtual cops on you, just build a fortress to protect your party kingdom!

So come on down to our server and show off your rule-breaking skills. Who needs permits when you have virtual power? Join now and let the party begin! Karen-approved, but only if you’re ready to unleash your inner party animal!

PixelPotionCraft

Charity, Community, compassion, drug addiction, Empathy, giving back, Help, homelessness, judgement, Kindness, mental health, misconceptions, Outreach, PixelPotionCraft, POVERTY, Rehabilitation, Resources, Social Issues, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Support

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a potato, or racing against creepers in a high-speed minecart chase. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But the best part? We have a secret underground society of Villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be part of the wackiest and most unpredictable server out there, join us now and remember: never trust a Villager with a mustache!

BoomCraft: 18+ Explosive Fun!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	972329
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Star Shards Collected:	156	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Forget about real life drama, on our server you can blow stuff up and build to your heart’s content.

We have so much chaos and craziness going on, you’ll forget all about those suspected suicide bombers in Nigeria. Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting and exploring our wild and wacky world.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure, and leave all the real world nonsense behind. Plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party!

SunCraft HydroFarm

agricultural byproducts, alternative fuel, biofuel, biowaste, carbon neutral, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy reduction, environmental innovation., green technology, HydroFarm, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, innovative method, manure, renewable energy, researchers, Suncraft, Sunlight, sustainable fuel, University of Illinois Chicago, waste-to-energy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Potions Brewed:	195	Undead Armies Raised:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN POOP INTO HYDROGEN FUEL! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE LIKE MAGICIANS BUT WITH POOP! IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A FLYING POOP-POWERED CARPET, THAT’S THE KIND OF CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE HERE!

WE’RE LIKE THE WILLY WONKA OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CANDY WE’RE MAKING FUEL OUT OF MANURE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT?! PLUS, WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF WACKY MINIGAMES AND EVENTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SAY YOU’VE BEEN PART OF A SERVER THAT TURNS POOP INTO FUEL?! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

Capital Realm

Best Ping, Best Staff Team, Capital Realm, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Factions, Giveaway, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Professional Setup, PvP, Semi-Pay2Win, Staff support, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Runes Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

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”LameCraft Server”

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

LigCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to fight off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick! And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out, join us now and let the madness begin!