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MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crops Grown:	2650	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6277
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	1634
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Emeralds Found:	5555
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

HagCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Discord, Gaming, girl, Hag, HagCraft, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, nerdy, older femanon, older girl, pervert, perverted, Server, video games, vidya, weeabo, Weeaboo, wndyplns

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!

CreditCardCraft Minecraft SMP

budgeting, building credit, credit card, credit card advice, credit card benefits, credit card fees, credit card interest, credit card payments, credit card rewards, credit card tips, credit history, Credit Limit, CREDIT SCORE, credit utilization, CreditCardCraft, debt management, Financial goals, financial independence, Minecraft, Mortgage, personal finance, responsible spending, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	118	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your virtual credit score! Use in-game currency to buy virtual houses and eventually take out a virtual mortgage to build your dream virtual mansion! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can live out your financial dreams in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the virtual bank in our server gives out insane interest rates – you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the most financially savvy Minecraft server out there!

FoodieFriendFiasco

annoyance, asking for favors, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, Eating, Etiquette, food sharing, FoodieFriendFiasco, Friend, friendship, Generosity, groceries, home cooking, meal planning, meal prep, packing food, personal space, respecting boundaries, sharing, WIBTA

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	6305
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of your friends mooching off your hard-earned groceries? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no food stealing” policy! Build your own virtual grocery store and watch as your friends try to steal your pixelated potatoes. Trust us, it’s more fun than arguing over who owes who for the last bag of chips. Join now and say goodbye to food thieves once and for all!