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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3328 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like da coolest place on da interwebs.
so get dis, da CD, yea u heard me right, da CD is da boss of dis server. not da DVD, not da Blu-ray, but da good ol’ CD. he be runnin’ tings like a pro.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell ya, cuz we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ diamond armor, and creepers doin’ da macarena. it’s a party up in here, 24/7.
oh and get dis, da CD himself once defeated a dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story bro. so if u wanna be part of dis epicness, come join us and let’s have a blast together. da CD is waitin’ for ya.
