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TrumpRogan’sMCServer

BTFO, Censorship, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, donald trump, Entertainment, free speech, interview, joe rogan, Media, News, Podcast, Politics, president, right wing, social media, Technology, trump, TrumpRogansMCServer, truth social

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

long tail tags, programming language, Rust, RustIsTheWorstMC, smp, worst programming language

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	2172
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

NoFamCoinNeeded

emotional baggage, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial hardship, financial independence, financial inequality, financial resentment, financial responsibility, financial struggle, generational wealth, NoFamCoinNeeded, parental favoritism, parental support, Resentment, sibling rivalry

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding hard work and dedication! Unlike some parents out there, we won’t play favorites or leave you hanging in a shelter while your siblings live it up with all the diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, except for those who try to mooch off their hardworking siblings. Our parents may be in a tight spot now, but hey, maybe they should have thought about that before leaving you high and dry.

So come on in and show off your building skills, fight off creepers, and maybe even teach our parents a lesson or two about fairness. Who needs their help anyway when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now!

PetTalksMinecraftSMP

Animal Behavior, animal communication, pet behavior, pet communication, pet confessions, pet confessions revealed, pet experiences, pet observations, pet owners, pet owners’ fears, pet revelations, pet secrets, pet secrets exposed, pet stories, pet tales, pet talk, Pets, PetTalksMinecraftSMP, Secrets, talking pets, worries

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Emeralds Found:	6820	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets your pet has been hiding from you all this time! Imagine the drama and gossip that will unfold when your furry friend spills the tea on all the crazy things they’ve witnessed in your house. From late-night snack raids to secret naps in your bed, you’ll never look at your pet the same way again. So come join us and see what scandalous stories your pet has been keeping under wraps!

EventQuest: Uncover the LOLs

#revelation, Curiosity, discovery, EventQuest, hidden truths, historical curiosity, historical discovery, historical event, historical investigation, historical knowledge, Historical Mysteries, historical revelation, investigation, knowledge, lols, Mystery, Secrets, Truth, Uncover, Uncovering, Uncovering history, uncovering the past, uncovering the truth

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events unfold right before your eyes! Want to know what really happened during the Battle of Thermopylae? Join our server and watch as King Leonidas and his 300 Spartans take on the Persian army in epic fashion! Or maybe you’re curious about the true story behind the sinking of the Titanic? Dive into our virtual world and see if you can save Jack and Rose from their icy fate! With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, this server is the ultimate time-traveling experience for history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts alike. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

CraftyElectionInfluence

CraftyElectionInfluence, cyber threats, cybersecurity, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference prevention, election meddling, election security, foreign interference, foreign meddling, HACKING, influence, information warfare, iran, microsoft, Misinformation, political influence, Propaganda, social media manipulation, US Election

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	9971	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. you gotta join cuz we got like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn poop so you know they’re extra magical.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. but shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone.

oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SerotoninCraft: Not Just for Happiness

brain chemistry, Happiness, happy chemical, mental health, Mental well-being, mood regulation, neurotransmitter, new research, not-so-bad chemical, serotonin, serotonin benefits, serotonin deficiency, serotonin facts, serotonin function, serotonin imbalance, serotonin levels, serotonin myths, serotonin production, serotonin receptors, serotonin release, SerotoninCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

lol u ever feelin like u need a boost of that “not-so-bad chemical”? well, do we have the minecraft server for u! come join us for a wild ride of serotonin-inducing fun and chaos.

we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.

plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?

Zulu Network

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Crates, Economy, Epic, Exploration, Friendly, Jobs, Loot, minecraft server, Perks, Play, Ranks, Skyblock, Survival, Thrive, Ultimate, Vote Keys, Voting, Zulu Network

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

## :island: Survival Mode Available Now! – Vast, unexplored lands waiting for you – Build, mine, and thrive in our friendly community

## :european_castle: Skyblock Coming Soon! – Get ready for epic sky adventures

## :sparkles: Server Features: – :military_medal: Ranks: Buy ranks to get extra perks – :ballot_box: Voting: Get stuff like vote keys – :briefcase: Jobs: Earn as you play – :package: Custom Crates: Discover unique loot

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TroikaCraft Minecraft Server

Arcanum, classic games, cult classics, game design, game developers, game development, game industry, game studio history, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, gaming nostalgia, greatest games studio, Minecraft, PC Gaming, role playing games, RPG, Server, Temple of Elemental Evil, troika, Troika general, TroikaCraft, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, video games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	395
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the holy trinity of Troika games! Join us as we embark on epic quests through pixelated versions of Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, Temple of Elemental Evil, and Arcanum.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a shrine to Tim Cain out of diamond blocks, and suddenly their pickaxe started shooting lightning bolts. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, guarded by NPCs who speak only in Troika game quotes. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chihuahua wearing a top hat.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the Troika general madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden easter egg that turns your character into a dancing werewolf. The possibilities are endless!

SMP4ChanCraft – Is 4chan famous in your Minecraft SMP?

4chan, anonymous posting, FAMOUS, image sharing, imageboards, internet anonymity, internet behavior, internet communities, internet culture, internet history, internet influence, internet memes, internet notoriety, internet reputation, internet subculture, internet trolling, Meme culture, message boards, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, smp, SMP4ChanCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like 4chan on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and memes galore. Who needs real life drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!