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BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magic Items Found:	2255	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

WeddingBlock25

age, aita, college, controversy, DAUGHTER, decision, Degree, disagreement, ENGAGEMENT, family, love, Marriage, opinion, parenting, Pay, Proposal, relationships, Support, Wedding, WeddingBlock25, work experience

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Farms Harvested:	327	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

HackLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Items Found:	5710
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

aspiration, desire, dream come true, Enchanted, fairy tale, FANTASY, fantasy world, génie, happen, hopeful, idealistic, longing, Magic, make a wish, manifestation, Optimistic, WHIMSICAL, wish fulfillment, wish granting, WishCraft, yearning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5101	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Dimension Hops:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

BIAS, BlockyJerusalemMC, CBS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, controversy surrounding Jerusalem, freedom of speech, Guidelines, international relations, Israel, jerusalem, journalism ethics, Journalists, Media, memo, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Politics, Reporting, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Votes:	1044

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

Africa, al-qaeda, AlQaedaCraft, Burkina, Burkina Faso, civilians killed, Conflict, Crisis, current events, extremism, Faso, global news, HUMAN RIGHTS, International security, linked group, massacre, MAYHEM, News, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, world events

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Enchantments Applied:	62	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Buildings Constructed:	28	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Emeralds Found:	1181
Chimeras Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	62
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!